Monday, April 30, 2007

Sucker Punches, One & Two

First, it was Frank Gaffney and his PBS production of Islam vs. Islamists: Voices from the Muslim Center. Squelch.

Now it's Ken Burns' latest documentary for PBS on World War II; The War. Capitulation.

Apparently Not Insane

Taranto:

Saturday afternoon found us at UCLA for the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books, where we had been summoned from New York to sit on a panel discussing "the future of news" with L.A. Times editor Jim O'Shea and ABC-TV's Mark Halperin. The moderator was the Times's foreign editor, Marjorie Miller. All agreed: The future of news is uncertain, though the Web is likely to be an important factor. [...]

Two truthers, a man and a woman, were standing in line to ask questions. The man prefaced his by saying, "I'm not going to ask the 9/11 question again." (We don't remember what he did ask.) When it was the woman's turn, she went into a long disquisition about how FDR had advance warning of Pearl Harbor, and "buildings don't fall at 10 stories a second," and finally she asked, "Where is our Bob Woodward to bring the story out?"

Our answer: "Rosie O'Donnell."

The woman started speechifying again and finally was shouted down by the crowd, which was strongly left-leaning but apparently not insane. (Emphasis mine)[...]

Warning, Warning! Danger, Will Robinson!

Today, class, as an introduction to American literary high culture, I quote to you from the literary cultural genius written on a can of mixed nuts:

Ingredients: Peanuts (blanched and unblanched), cashews, almonds, Brazil nuts, pecans, macadamia nuts, vegetable oil (peanut, cottonseed, soybean and/or sunflower seed), salt.

ALLERGY WARNING: CONTAINS ALMONDS, BRAZIL NUTS, CASHEWS, MACADAMIA NUTS, PECANS, PEANUTS. MANUFACTURED IN A FACILITY THAT PROCESSES MILK, EGGS, FILBERTS, PINE NUTS, PISTACHIOS, WALNUTS, WHEAT, SOYBEANS. (Emphasis in original)


If you aren't touched by the eloquent depth and beauty of this intellectual artform, you aren't a true soul-less American bureaucrat.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Twin Terrors

Lance posts:
I hereby announce my retirement from the National Football League.

What? Well, no, I never actually worked for the NFL. Or for any NFL team. Never actually played, never had my name on a roster, never got invited to a training camp, or a pre-draft workout, or even a draft-day party.

So maybe “retirement” isn’t exactly the word. The point is: this year, I will not be entering the NFL draft.

It’s the end of an era.

Every year since, roughly, 1988, I’ve made myself available for the NFL draft. Every year, I’ve sat by the phone, waiting for the call. It never came. [...]

Okay, so I’m being ridiculous. I never played college ball. I was a mediocre lineman in high school. I’m slow, clumsy, can’t get rim on the basketball court, and my spirals are, shall we say, shaky. [...]




Yep, freakishly fearsome ol' #77 (and also ol' bro #75) opened holes big enough to drive trucks through. It's just too bad all the Horlick runners that he opened them for are in prison. Most of them were arrested for shoplifting. They would have gotten away, but as they fled the stores at full sprint clerks caught them from behind. Too bad they didn't have Lance blocking for them during those plays.

Belated Happy Birthday

I had forgotten Grandpa Jerry's birthday yesterday. This birthday marks his last year of youth. Next comes the advanced AARP status, joining Grandpa John and Grandma Jean; Old coots all.




Life of labor at GM, the U.S. Navy, and return to G.M., but now he works for the Canadians.

As a youth Jerry was somewhat of a shyster. We moved to Janesville when he was seven. In a mere three years he had built a solid reputation:

[April 28] 1958 - Field Training Begins for Janesville Police Officers
On this date field training commenced for 49 members of the Janesville Auxiliary Police Corps, as they accompanied regular officers on their patrols and beats. When their duty assignments required uniforms, they wore helmets, belts, and Civil Defense armbands. The auxiliary cops helped direct traffic, assisted at accidents, took notes on investigations done by official cops and were on the lookout for stolen vehicles. [Source: Janesville Gazette]


I want to give Grandpa Jerry a gift for his birthday, a picture of his favorite celebrity:



Nothing is quite as thrilling as sitting at the controls of a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun.

Happy Birthday, Jerry. Don't forget to check your blood pressure.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Go for a Visit

Here's a site with a lot of interesting essays that is new to me and I also assume to most everyone else as well, judging from the sparsity of comments. It is titled Intellectual Conservative- 'Conservative and Libertarian Politics and Philosophy'.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Marie Crashes the Earth Day Festival

A California blogger named Marie posts about her booth at a local Earth Day Festival.

I tried to avoid having a booth at Earth Day today; honestly I did. I am getting so stinkin' uncomfortable with the whole global warming business, the totalitarian nature of all the demands, the whole earth worship thing. . .but I got a free booth, and capitalism won out. [...]

I get to have a booth at our local Earth Day Festival, comrade, because of our biodegradable cleaning supplies. As usual, though, the ecological crowds bought exactly zero cleaning supplies. Instead, they were buying vanilla, and candles, and dry oil body spray. I even sold a hat and a shirt!

Whatever. The money is green.


Never thought of it like that before, but capitalists have to be the greenest of the greens.



Marie doesn't say whether the hat and shirt she sold were like the one she depicted in the picture above. One can only hope.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Well-educated, Rational, Sensible

Wicked Dox publishes an article written by Melanie Yeager in 2004 titled 'FSU prof praised for role in book on Nazi war criminals'.

Excerpts:

When a publisher first approached Robert Gellately about editing a psychiatrist's interviews with Nazi war criminals, he wasn't so keen on the idea. [...]

Now the book the Florida State University professor fine-tuned - "The Nuremberg Interviews" - is being heralded for giving the world new insights into the chilling thoughts of Nazi leaders responsible for the Holocaust, the systematic extermination of more than 6 million Jews during World War II. [...]

"There is this kind of inner logic behind the outer madness," Gellately said of the book's 33 interviews. "That's the horror of the thing." That's because, Gellately said, for the most part, these Nazi rulers were as normal as next-door neighbors. "I think we all have an idea about what makes the Nazis tick. Some of us think they were demonic or crazy ... Really, two people in the book are like that, but they are not the interesting ones," Gellately said. "Most of the other ones are like you and me. They are well-educated, rational, sensible."

They pour out their thoughts to Dr. Leon Goldensohn, a U.S. Army psychiatrist, who kept detailed notes of his interviews with the war criminals and witnesses awaiting trial in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1946. [...]

"They had a sense of duty, perverted, but they were rational, kind of cold, calculating killers," he said, "not this emotional, go-out-and-shoot-their-friend-in-the-woods kind of thing. You can't prove these were guys that actually hated the Jews or actually ever hit anyone." [...]


He was a quiet guy and kinda kept to himself, but he seemed nice... 'til he brought out the chainsaw.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Livin' the Good Life

Marc Morano, CNSNews.com Senior Staff Writer, reports in an article titled 'Diaperless Babies Seen As Earth-Friendly Solution':

As environmentalists celebrate the 34th annual Earth Day, some in the green movement are now advocating "diaper-free" babies to help save the planet. [...]

"There is a way to have a baby and NOT use diapers," says one website advocating diaperless babies. Parents are urged to get in tune with their infant's body signals and hold babies over toilets, buckets and shrubbery or any other convenient receptacle when nature calls.

One advocate suggests bringing a "tight-lidded bucket" along to serve as a waste receptacle when mothers take their babies out in public. [...]

Umbra Fisk, advice columnist for Grist Magazine..."People around the world who have no access to diapers manage to raise children, and a small group of parents in diaper-rich countries have decided to follow their lead. Around here, it's called 'elimination communication' or 'diaper-free,'" Fisk wrote. [...]

"The concept is logical and simple: Infants give recognizable signs of imminent peeing and pooping; it's possible to learn your infant's signs; infant pee isn't frightening; and if you train your kid to ignore their outputs, you'll just have to go back and retrain them when traditional potty-training time arrives," Fisk explained. [...]

"When David was born, I started to think about the kind of world I was making for him to grow up in. The thought of garbage spewing and sprawling landfills filled me with horror. And right along with this horror were those little mother's helpers, disposable diapers...rotting, but never really going away in all their plastic glory," Natec wrote. [...]

Scott Noelle, editor of the Continuum Concept website...In my mind, diapers became the symbol of the Evil Empire of Western Parenting in which babies must suffer to accommodate the needs of their parents' broken-continuum culture: a controlled, sterile, odorless, wall-to-wall carpeted fortress in which to live with the illusion of dominion over nature," wrote Noelle, on the website livingharmony.com. [...]

"How I longed for a simple, dirt-floored, baby-friendly hut like that of a Yequana family," he wrote. [...]


That's not the peanut butter, honey. I just recycled the 'tight-lidded' jar.

Can't we just tape one square of toilet paper on 'em?

Grandpa Jerry
Baseball Prognosticator

Although a man of few words, Grandpa Jerry was asked how the Brewers would do against the defending world champion St. Louis Cardinals this year. He reached into his pocket and responded tersely:



Ideas Have Consequences

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."

"One of my favorites is in the area of conserving trees which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."-Sheryl Crow 1





I'm a good person. I want to 'make a difference'... for the children.


But my stepdaughter had one of 'those pesky occasions'!



My wife, Linda, more pragmatic than Kim or me, simply commented,
"READ BETWEEN THE LINES!
"

Monday, April 23, 2007

The Troglodyte Twins' Study:
Trogloxenes, Troglobites, & Modern Subcultures

I have two researchers in my secret basement laboratory that have done much pioneering work documenting the inception and evolutionary development of subcultures within the mainstream society of the United States. After reading a paper that they had written about me and my anti-social milieu in the late 70's, I could only meekly ask, "Did I do thaaat?"

These two have also become quite the experts in spelunking. They shall not be named for purposes of national security as well as basement lab anonymity, but we have affectionately named them the Troglodyte Twins. Recently they began incorporating observations of cave life with that of certain subcultures in American life. Their conclusions have been quite illuminating.

The Trog Twins' main research has been the symbiotic relationship between two categories of cave dwellers; the trogloxenes and the troglobites. Trogloxenes, in this case bats, sleep in the caves, but are generally considered to 'belong' to surface ecosystems. Troglobites, in this case certain species of roaches, live their entire lives within the caves and have developed morphological and physiological changes commensurate with their lifestyles. Some of these t'bite adaptations include blindness, body size, scales, and aggressiveness.

After foraging for insects, fruits, and blood in the darkness of the night world outside the cave, the bats return to sleep during the day suspended from the ceilings of the caves. These tiny ecologists neither use toilet paper nor diaper their young. Their excrement and urine is dropped indiscreetly onto the cave floor.

The cave floor is immediately transformed into a 5 star roach restaurant, and a very popular one at that. Soon the guano eating pretender flunkies inundate the entire stockpile created by the bats with a party resembling Times Square on New Year's Eve or a 'love-in' in downtown Damascus after the publication of the Danish cartoons. Tons of fun for everyone.

The insightful Troglodyte Twins immediately recognized the similarity to the development and maintenance of one particular subculture in American society; the modern leftist environmental/antiwar subculture. Bats like Al Gore, John Kerry, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi; 'belongers' to the mainstream culture, search the darkness feeding on bugs, fruits, and taxpayer blood. After gorging themselves, they return to the cave and rain excrement upon the blind, scaly, aggressive troglodites living their lives entirely within the confines of their caves. They accept no other sustenance from life on the outside, but feast like gluttons solely on the feces fed to them by the progressive trogloxenes.

The Twins have even discovered a new species of bat, but because they are true professionals, they humbly refused to name it after themselves. Instead, they accurately named it after its own characteristics; Diphylla algoreaus, the hairy-legged liberal vampire bat.

They are also researching the possibility of a newly discovered cave cockroach, but are not totally satisfied that it is not actually a Blaberus craniifer, true death's head cockroach. If indeed they find that it is a new species, they will name it Blaberus sheehanifer, true death's head hissing cockroach.

The Troglodyte Twins kept us entertained all day among the test tubes, Erlenmeyer flasks, Petri dishes, and electron microscopes. They dramatized their work by crawling under tables with their helmets and headlights through little piles of lab rat feces. We are nominating them for the Nobel Prize in Medical Economic Literature.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Eyes on France

Associated Press Writer Herve Brival in Fort de France, Martinique, contributed to this report:

France began choosing a new president Sunday with millions of voters undecided and millions more voting for the first time, making the selection of two final candidates highly unpredictable.

The successor to Jacques Chirac, ending 12 years as head of state at the close of his second term, will face a large and listless economy and an alienated young Muslim population, among a host of problems.

Only four of the 12 candidates, including conservative front-runner Nicolas Sarkozy and Socialist Segolene Royal, who was No. 2 in polls, had a real chance of making it to a final round of voting May 6. [...]

Sarkozy, blunt, reformist and pro-American, was frightening to many French. Royal presented a smiling, feminist mother-figure. Scholarly farmer's son Francois Bayrou could pull off a surprise win, and the anti-immigrant nationalist Jean-Marie Le Pen was still counting on big support, in hopes of repeating his shock 2002 second-place finish.

Sarkozy, long leading in polls, is ready to build a new pro-American French foreign policy, and proudly shook President Bush's hand last year. He talks of a "rupture" with the past, including painful reforms of worker-friendly labor laws to make France more competitive. He has toned down his rhetoric in the campaign, but many predict he will revive it if elected.

Royal said she would never shake Bush's hand without letting him know what she thought of his policies first. She says her France would be different because she would be its first woman president. She has tilted away from some of her Socialist Party's policies, but her economic plan would lean left and reverse some reforms of the Chirac era.

Sarkozy and Royal are both in their 50s, carry iPods and appealed to young voters in Internet campaigns. Both infiltrated the political system from the outside _ Royal as a woman, Sarkozy as the son of a Hungarian immigrant. [...]


I may have to curtail my French bashing. Blogging will be slow.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Lenin, Green With Envy

Mac Johnson, in a post in Human Events titled 'You Da Man':

[...] During the period from about 1960 to the fall of the Berlin wall at the end of 1989, the message of the Red left was that Capitalism was exploiting the world, America was destroying the world, and the only solution was for the international intelligentsia to run the world.

Contrast this with the much-improved message of the modern Green left, which is… that Capitalism is exploiting the world, America is destroying the world, and the only solution is for the international intelligentsia to run the world. [...]

So case closed -- nature is a much better excuse for organized misanthropy than claiming to represent something as troublesome as other humans. In fact, Environmentalism is the highest manifestation of what I call a “Third Party” cause. Third Party causes work like this: Suppose you’re a jerk and you act like it for no reason. Why, I and others will all think you’re a jerk. But now, suppose you inform everybody that you are not just a jerk, you are angry for a cause, a good cause -- the sort of cause that makes you acting like a jerk entirely understandable, because you’re full of righteous indignation (as opposed to the petty kind.) You’re not a jerk at all; you’re a champion for some helpless Third Party, say, workers and peasants… or darters and pheasants. It doesn’t matter exactly, because you’re just too damn mad/concerned/upset/outraged/caring to piddle about details. My goodness, the Earth is in danger -- out of my way, idiot! [...]

All in all, it seems entirely appropriate (and again, purely coincidental) that Earth Day is celebrated on Lenin’s birthday. One wonders whether the Greenies simply had to purchase some old mailing lists.
Some call them 'Watermelons', green on the outside and pink on the inside.



However, there is also an alternate view of Watermelons.


Thursday, April 19, 2007

Server Overload

Grandpa John's has been on the cutting edge of the blogosphere for nearly 3 years. Soon our whirling hit counter will top 30.

Congratulations on a job well done, guys. We are definitely 'making a difference'.

A Study of Inconsistency

At first glance, the two biggest news items from this past week were totally unrelated. Of course, the biggest news reported the brutal slaughter of unarmed students and professors at Virginia Tech. The second was the U.S. Supreme Court ruling that dealt with the federal partial birth abortion ban.

In the first, everyone near a microphone or at a computer keyboard condemned the murders in Virginia. We, as a nation, were universally shocked, outraged, saddened, and empathetic with the grieving families and friends of those whose lives were taken needlessly.

The SCOTUS ruling, however, had its expected polarizing effect. The pro-choice crowd showed its derision of the ruling. There were innumerable comments of impending doom that mirrored that of Senator Hillary Clinton: "a dramatic departure from four decades of Supreme Court rulings that upheld a woman's right to choose."1 The Constitution is dead; the American experiment in freedom is over.

Here is an eye-witness description of the 'dramatic departure' for which these pro-choicers were wailing with loud lamentation:

In September, 1993, Brenda Pratt Shafer, a registered nurse with thirteen years or experience, was assigned by her nursing agency to an abortion clinic. Since Nurse Shafer considered herself "very pro-choice," she didn't think this assignment would be a problem. She was wrong. This is what Nurse Shafer saw:

" I stood at the doctor's side and watched him perform a partial-birth abortion on a woman who was six months pregnant. The baby's heartbeat was clearly visible on the ultrasound screen. The doctor delivered the baby's body and arms, everything but his little head. The baby's body was moving. His little fingers were clasping together. He was kicking his feet. The doctor took a pair of scissors and inserted them into the back of the baby's head, and the baby's arms jerked out in a flinch, a startle reaction, like a baby does when he thinks that he might fall. Then the doctor opened the scissors up. Then he stuck the high-powered suction tube into the hole and sucked the baby's brains out. Now the baby was completely limp. I never went back to the clinic. But I am still haunted by the face of that little boy. It was the most perfect, angelic face I have ever seen."2


Perhaps in his warped rationality, Cho Seung-hui was just following the logical next step; postpartum abortion. Seeing that, since Roe v. Wade in 1973, the definition of a 'person' worthy of life and protection was solely an arbitrary, judge/woman/physician-made choice, he appointed himself judge.

Both situations are unbelievably tragic. One is rightfully and universally condemned, the other, incredibly, has many defenders.

In the news

Headline: Asian tycoon leaves legacy to fortune-teller

Fortune-teller: "I never saw it coming!"

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Hindsight

It is often said that hindsight is 20/20. Even in the VaTech tragedy there are those who, in hindsight, say that this could have be averted if the murderer has been helped in some way or institutionalized earlier, if the administration had locked down the school after the first two murders, if other students had been allowed to carry concealed handguns to defend themselves and others, or if there existed tighter gun control laws in the state of Virginia.

This is, like the wisdom of almost all hindsight, patent nonsense. It is just as likely that if any of those changes in history had been made, the murderer may have slain 100, escaped, and duplicated the incident on 10 other campuses throughout the country.

Humans, confusing themselves for God, regularly feel that they can manipulate the script like the director of a movie and bring to bear the ending that is more pleasing to them. Foolishly they do not see that their changes bring into play other unforeseen variables that result in an end far from the intended result and regularly much worse than that of the original.

So often is the case with political action. Legislators or judges whose vision within the greater scheme is only 'seeing through a glass darkly', attempt to play God and direct the 'movie' of human society. So many of their actions have resulted in disasters. Yet, in their blindness, they fail to learn and follow the adage, 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.'

Whether attributed to Ben Franklin or Albert Einstein, the following is more applicable: "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

So, in hindsight, I would say that the only way that this tragedy would have been averted would have been for someone to murder Cho Seung-Hui before his actions at the university. But then again, perhaps, 7 angry relatives or friends might have taken vengeance and slaughtered even more. I'm not God and therefore lacking in omniscience, omnipotence, and omnipresence. If there were 9 of me on the U.S. Supreme Court, or 50 of me in the U.S. Senate, or 435 of me in the U.S. House of Representatives, or even 6 billion of me, my hindsight, as well as my ability to direct reality would be laughable.

Pitiful, just pitiful.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Hall of Honor

Oren Yaniv and Leo Standora, (NY)DAILY NEWS Staff Writers report:



Professor Liviu Librescu was killed as he blocked his classroom door to keep the gunman out as students escaped out the window. [...]

The Jerusalem Post states that Librescu, 76, was a holocaust survivor.

This hero's murder occurred on Holocaust Remembrance Day.

A Dream or Reality?

I think I had fallen asleep while the TV was on. In my 'dream' a 'woman' named Rosie claimed that the tragic shootings at Virginia Tech yesterday were not random acts of violence. She claimed that they were orchestrated by the Bush administration to cover up the government's role in 9/11. One or two of those murdered in Blacksburg had proof of the Bush conspiracy and had to be eliminated to continue the cover up. The others' deaths and injuries were only to further bury the information in the chaos and to give warning to any others who had information to 'keep their mouths shut'.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Summation by Steyn

In an essay concerning Don Imus, Mark Steyn sums up my own thoughts in one sentence:

It's a good rule of thumb in American scandals that, no matter how big an idiot someone is, the outrage over him will always be more idiotic.


I also appreciated the criticism of the Rutgers' response by a female correspondent on Powerline:

"Here are these tough women on top of the world and they are so fragile that a remark knocks them down. Hey, why wouldn't they have said 'F--- you? Who the heck is this fool Imus? We are queens of national basketball and there is no stopping us now. We can be and do anything we choose to be or do. . . . We don't need Al Sharpton to protect us. . . . ' But no, they look devastated and say they are damaged irreparably.''

[Steyn]Only in America: a team of champions who think they're victims, an old white fool who talks like a gangsta rapper and multi-millionaires grown rich on race-baiting who promote themselves as guardians of civility. Good thing there are no real problems to worry about.

Sharpton-Jackson Syndrome

Mary Grabar, whose posts are always excellent, writes 'Slave Masters of the Mind', on Townhall.com. Here is one excerpt:

Joy DeGruy Leary has copyrighted the title "Post-Traumatic Slave Disorder" on her web page and has capitalized on this disorder that she seems to have come up with by making presentations to governmental institutions and companies like the FBI, police bureaus, school districts, universities, the National Council of Juvenile and Family Court Judges, and Nordstrom's. In an essay for a volume titled Should America Pay: Slavery and The [sic] Raging Debate on Reparations, Dr. Leary defines the syndrome: "PTSS theory states that African Americans sustained traumatic psychological and emotional injury as a direct result of slavery and continue to be injured by traumas caused by the larger society's policies of inequality, racism and oppression."


Grabar discussed George Washington Carver, an actual former slave, and his methods of teaching character in contrast to that of Joy DeGruy Leary's.

In an interesting sidenote, Grabar mentions that she is of Slavic ancestry, from whence we derived the term 'slave'.

That Buzzing Sound on Cellphone Reception

Geoffrey Lean and Harriet Shawcross report in The Independent, ' Are mobile phones wiping out our bees?':

It seems like the plot of a particularly far-fetched horror film. But some scientists suggest that our love of the mobile phone could cause massive food shortages, as the world's harvests fail.

They are putting forward the theory that radiation given off by mobile phones and other hi-tech gadgets is a possible answer to one of the more bizarre mysteries ever to happen in the natural world - the abrupt disappearance of the bees that pollinate crops. Late last week, some bee-keepers claimed that the phenomenon - which started in the US, then spread to continental Europe - was beginning to hit Britain as well.

The theory is that radiation from mobile phones interferes with bees' navigation systems, preventing the famously homeloving species from finding their way back to their hives. Improbable as it may seem, there is now evidence to back this up. [...]


Do I sense another Al Gore movie in the works?

I'm selling cellphone offset credits at 96 cents per minute of usage in order to give tee bee of Guide to Midwest Culture 5 cents of every dollar to overcome this global problem.

(H.T. Dr. Sanity via Instapundit.)

Saturday, April 14, 2007

The Separation of God from Culture

To listen to the portrayal of America in the modern press, both news and opinion; to view the Hollywood depiction of America, both historically and at present, is to be led toward the understanding that the United States is, and always has been, the epitome of evil in the world. George Bush is Hitler. American foreign policy is one of imperialism; of ill-treatment of other cultures that leads the rest of the world to naturally develop hatred and nurture terrorist cults. The United States attacks Sadaam to control his oil, but disregards the slaughter in Darfur because no benefit will be derived for Halliburton or ExxonMobil. Our lifestyles and policies are even credited with spearheading the destruction of the planet. America, the world's bully, seems to be despised as much at home as it is by al-Qaeda.

How could so many citizens, who are so lavishly nourished at the breast of America's luxury, mangle the fruitful nipple that feeds them with such ferocity? Countless speakers and writers are persuaded to account for this by reaction to deep-seated guilt. This guilt provides the impetus for the great number of irrational actions and charges.

In his book, The Politics of Guilt and Pity, Rousas Rushdoony addresses the presence of this guilt that well explains the incongruous activity that is spurred by today's American guilt. This book was first published in 1970.

The direction of American culture:

The human race, in apostasy from God, is deeply involved in a rebellious claim to autonomy and in the guilt which follows that claim. As a result of this omnipresent sense of guilt, there is an omnipresent demand for justification. The expression, "He's trying to justify himself," points to this demand by man for justification, and insistence on psychic or spiritual wholeness of health. A sense of guilt leaves a man feeling like a leaky, sinking ship: the energies must all be resolved to the repair of that breach. The psychology of the guilty man is this geared to self-defense, to spiritual survival, by means of an overcoming of the breach of guilt. The concern is a demand for salvation: the sinking ego wants to save itself, to find justification by making atonement for its guilt. [...]


A common recourse is to self-atonement and self-justification. A modern term for such behavior is masochism... self-punishment as atonement...

This masochism manifests in a variety of ways:

-Psychosomatic ailments; to suffer for sins
-Gambling; losing inevitable
-Alcoholism and drug use
-Burden-bearing; self-conscious public works of virtue, worry and fretting, worship or penance
-Injustice collecting; finding pleasure in displeasure, placing oneself in positions where he will be sure to feel offended
-Will to self and others' failure; individually as well as through political and economic views and activities calculated to fulfill the urge to mass destruction, factors which enter in include the craving for individual power and the motive for revenge. Victory through defeat.

A closely related activity is sadism, the transfer of guilt to an innocent party to reduce them to the same level of impotence and guilt. [...]

The reality of man apart from Christ is guilt and masochism. And guilt and masochism involve an unshakable inner slavery which governs the total life of the non-Christian. The politics of the anti-Christian will thus inescapably be the politics of guilt. In the politics of guilt, man is perpetually drained in his social energy and cultural activity by his over-riding sense of guilt and his masochistic activity. He will progressively demand of the state a redemptive role. What he cannot do personally, i.e., to save himself, he demands that the state do for him, so that the state, as man enlarged, becomes the human savior of man. The politics of guilt, therefore, is not directed as the Christian politics of liberty, to the creation of godly justice and order, but to the creation of a redeeming order, a saving state. Guilt must be projected, therefore, on all those who oppose this new order and age. [...]

...the caretaker state masks its tyrannical love under the name of 'social justice.'

The more a civilization advances, the deeper will its sense of sin become, because the increase of prosperity and cultural advantages will only increase the masochistic desire to pay for progress, which the individuals unconsciously believe requires atonement before enjoyment. As a result, the very liberating forces of civilization themselves call into existence the forces of enslavement. [...]

...Communism has used moral nihilism to prepare the way for passive political slavery: guilty men are more docile slaves.

...In the United States, as the nation has departed progressively from God, it has indulged progressively in a debunking of its history, in a general confession of many past faults, some often imagined. The hypocrisy of such confessions is striking: by confessing the sins of past generations, the present scholar or generation thereby implies its own superior virtues and it innocence of those sins. By the fact of such debunking or confession, it confesses also, very modestly, that wisdom is now born to us and is among us, so that confession again becomes a vehicle of pride. [...]

Again, Americans are repeatedly assured that American history is a long account of guilt, towards Indians, Negroes, minority groups, labor, Mexico, and, ultimately, all the world as well for refusing the to enter the League of Nations. This is defective history and perverse politics. Its purpose is the cultivation of guilt in order to produce a submissive populace.

More basically, the subtle indoctrination of humanistic scholarship infers that the Christian, and, in America, the Protestant in particular, is guilty because he is a Christian. The inference is that the Christian has no right to his identity; he must recognize all others and their rights, but he himself has none. The principles of the atheist must govern state and school; the wishes of all others have status before the law, and his have none. [...]

Wherever false responsibility is promoted, and ugly strategy of power is present. This strategy can be briefly summarized. First, make men feel guilty for all things and for everyone. Whatever happens on any continent or country is their responsibility and their burden. All the starving, needy, oppressed, and all the indigents, criminals, and diseased of the world are their burden, and they are guilty of evading their responsibilities if they do nothing about them.

Second, it is obvious that men cannot do much more than care for their own families. Therefore, ask them to exercise this imposed responsibility for the world by delegation, to delegate it to the state and the elite planners.

Third, by being given this world responsibility, the state and its elite planners become gods, governors of all things. They can now begin to remake the world in terms of their superior wisdom. God, after all, hardly had their superior and scientific intelligence.

Fourth, salvation has thus become the work of man. Man remakes man by statist law and action....


Rousas Rushdoony's description of 'the slippery slope' of humanism was written over 35 years ago, but it depicts so well the attitudes and cultural criticisms that we see happening today.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Kudos

Jemele Hill exhibits a lot of class in an apologetic article on ESPN.com: Page 2, 'Apology to Duke lacrosse players not enough':

I never wrote it, but I felt it -- which is just as bad. I said it in private discussions with friends, some of whom tried to get me to see the whole picture, not just the picture I wanted to see.

My being a black woman, my knowing too many athletes who treat women like items to be purchased in a vending machine, and my witnessing enough athlete rape trials where accusers are overwhelmed by their fame and fortune -- it all tainted my perception and made me doubt your innocence.

I feel stupid now.[...]


This is an excellent article. I laughed and got weepy. (A cinder must have gotten into my eye.)

(H.T. Daily Dollop.)

Thursday, April 12, 2007

It's the Rutgers Women Who Must Apologize

The debacle that ensued over the Don Imus comments about the Rutgers Women's Basketball team that features the wit and wisdom of Al Sharpton has missed the point entirely. The truly offended parties have not been considered whatsoever.

All commenters consider that the Rutgers women were the innocent subjects of the abusive language of Imus. In reality, however, the Rutgers women proved to be the worst abusers, many displaying incredible hypocrisy.

In feigning offense at being labeled 'hos', the Rutgers women proved to be bigoted haters. This is, after all, 21st Century Post-Christian America. Prudish, Puritan moralisms belong only to the likes of Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and James Dobson. America is now enlightened almost as much as our European brothers.

In our new age, whores; promiscuous and immoral women, are pillars of our country. They are pioneers, exploring the universe of hard won freedoms from male oppression. Their lifestyles are now featured on nearly all television programming, popular music, and all movie screens. They are successfully used to advertise all varieties of products. They are the heroines of millions of young girls who try to emulate them in every way. They have consorted with Presidents such as JFK and Bill Clinton. Why would the Rutgers women want to distance themselves and discriminate against such an important segment of our society and again bind themselves in male dominated shackles?

The following conversation was overheard between two co-eds on campus:

"Whaddaya doin' after practice?"

"I gotta get back to the dorm to watch 'Desperate Housewives'."

"I luv that show. And I gots a tape of Dennis Rodman that teaches trash talkin' on the basketball court. Syracuse has a player who is part Indian. She's related to the Ho-Chunk tribe in Wisconsin."

"No, you di'unt!"

"After that we can go to the club. I hear that rapper Sting Key Dogg P is performing his new album tonight!"

"Yo, yo... he's super fly, dog, so talented that he's introducing a new genre of rap."

"Word up! He's mixing rap and country/western. What a genius. I axe ya, what's the album called?"

"I think it's titled "Slap Yo Knee Grow Hoedown."

"That's it! And maybe we can find some dudes and hook up."

"Yo, bee-utch, let's get widdit!"


The Rutgers women owe America's 'hos' an apology. C'mon, now, say it. We're sorry, Paris. We're sorry, Britney. We're sorry, Lindsay. We're sorry Mr. Cli'un. We're sorry we dissed y'all.

Guess you can't go, Steve

To the Olympics, I mean.

BEIJING (AP) -- Along with spitting, run-down housing and bad manners, add unintelligible English to the list of things organizers of the 2008 Beijing Olympics want to ban.
Seriously, can anybody understand anything Steve says?

Another reason for liberals to hate Leviticus

If I can do this without delving into the specific implications of any one Bible verse or the differences between Old and New Testaments, Judaism and Christianity, I give you this Michael Medved column:

Leviticus 19:15 declares: "You shall not commit a perversion of justice: you shall not favor the poor and you shall not honor the great, with righteousness shall you judge your fellow."

...

...the outlook of the left insists upon favoring the poor and the unfortunate—and thereby injecting unfairness and discrimination into the very core of politics and government. Favoring the poor, like favoring the rich, brings unequal treatment based on status, not actions. Justice requires rewarding good behavior, no matter its source, and discouraging and punishing bad actions, no matter who performs them.
Yes, I know, you already posted this, Steve. But it wasn't fair because I couldn't get into Blogger last night.

Yeeee-Haw!

Jason Apuzzo reviews the new film, The Reaping on LIBERTAS, a forum for conservative thought on film.

Here are some selected portions of his review:

The Reaping is about a small Southern town hit by 10 Biblical plagues brought on by a supposed Satan worshiper.[...]

As two dozen white Southern Christian bigots drove off in their shotgun filled pick-up trucks to kill an innocent child due to their white Southern Christian bigoted need to kill all things they don’t understand, one of them actually yelled, “Yee-Haw!”

I lived in the south for ten years. I’ve seen white Southern Christian bigots grab their shotguns and jump in pick-up trucks to kill something they didn’t understand. But no one ever yelled “Yee-Haw.”[...]

The favorite Director Scare is the screeching cat jumping out of nowhere. Cats don’t screech and jump. They may jump. They may screech. But they never jump and screech.

I grew up with cats, and never once did one jump and screech. And if one had I would’ve grabbed a shotgun and jumped in a pick-up truck to kill it.[...]

In the end, The Reaping is good for nothing more than yet another insight into how elite Hollywood views the South and religion. To them the South is filled with scary, pious, hypocritical fanatics, who are both unsophisticated and dumb. And naturally, religion has turned them ugly and worse. It’s okay for the Black Guy to be religious. For some reason Christianity isn’t threatening to Hollywood when the Christian is black. Maybe they find it cute and quaint.

Hollywood treats no other culture in the world as poorly and with such contempt as they do the Southern Christian. And yet, they probably don’t even see their own bigotry. They just believe that what they portray is fact. Of course, that’s the worst kind of prejudice. The most dangerous. The most ignorant.


Yeah! We Northern White Christians are just as scary, pious, hypocritical & fantatical, unsophisticated, and dumb. When do we get our due?

Say What?

Checking e-mails this morning, I noticed the following subject line on a mailing from Huggies(R) Baby Network:

"Great ideas with our interactive pregnancy tools"

Keep your interactive pregnancy tool in your drawers, please.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Interesting Read

Yaacov Ben Moshe posts a long essay on Breath of the Beast titled 'The Emergence of the Agélaste Left'.

Here are a couple of excerpts:

[...]The moderate and progressive left for all its claims of good intentions and intellectual righteousness has for some time been slipping into a form of totalitarian fundamentalism. The totalitarian progressive left is, I fear an, as yet, undiagnosed epidemic among the upper middle class and the academic and political elites of Western Civilization. As with most epidemics, it has been hard to define in its early stages. In recent years however, it has begun to manifest itself in ways that are impossible to ignore.[...]

The modern Progressive, leftist and liberal movements lack any real humor. What passes for humor in those precincts is actually more accurately classified as ridicule and mockery. While driving the other day I saw an excellent example, bumper stickers that read, “So Many Right-Wing Christians So Few Lions”.[...]

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet

As I was out snowblowing my driveway and sidewalk this morning an SUV stopped at the curb in front of me. The driver powered the passenger side window down to tell me that he was selling carbon offsets to save the planet from the global warming that I was causing. And since the carbon dioxide belching snowblower I was using was a Toro brand and 'toro' is 'bull' in Spanish, I had to buy greater credits for espousing the increase in bovine flatulence methane, a greenhouse gas. As I reached inside of my parka and fumbled for my Ruger 9mm I realized that I hadn't known the 0-60 mph pickup that those Janesville built Yukon XL Denalis had.

I gotta get me one of those.

Has Lucy Pulled Away the Football Again?

Michael Medved posts an article titled 'Biblical Liberation from Liberalism' on Townhall.com based on a verse from Leviticus.

"You shall not commit a perversion of justice: you shall not favor the poor and you shall not honor the great, with righteousness shall you judge your fellow." (Leviticus 19:15)

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

I recently finished reading two books by Bruce Bawer. The first is titled While Europe Slept- How Radical Islam is Destroying the West from Within. Bawer, from New York, moved to Europe in the late 90's.

"In the Netherlands, where political dicourse had moved beyond 'culture war' platitudes, I felt light-years removed from the foolishness of fundamentalism. There, for the first time, I allowed myself to feel the rage that had built up inside me. Yes, I loved my country, but I also realized that I wanted to be away from it-away from the idiocy, the intolerance, the puritanism. More and more I felt that I belonged in Europe." (p. 10)


After years of immersion in the European culture in several EU nations, Bawer came to realize that behind the outward 'high culture' there lurked a denial of the realities of the present situation.

"The main reason I'd been glad to leave America was Protestant fundamentalism. But Europe, I eventually say, was falling prey to an even more alarming fundamentalism whose leaders made their American Protestant counterparts look like amateurs. Falwell was an unsavory creep, but he didn't issue fatwas. James Dobson's parenting advice was appalling, but he wasn't telling people to murder their daughters. American liberals had been fighting the Religious Right for decades; Western Europeans had yet to even acknowledge that they had a Religious Right. How could they ignore it? Certainly as a gay man, I couldn't close my eyes to this grim reality. Pat Robertson just wanted to deny me marriage; the imams wanted to drop a wall on me. I wasn't fond of the hypocritical conservative-Christian line about hating the sin and loving the sinner, but it was preferable to the forthright fundamentalist Muslim view that homosexuals merited death." (p. 33)


He asks a question that summarized the situation:

"In a war between people who had rock solid beliefs and people who are capable of nuancing away pure evil, who has the advantage?" (p. 161)


I tend to think that the U.S. has slipped closer to the European political/cultural situation than Bawer seems to. The American 'brilliant elite' strives ever to catch up to their European counterparts begging for similar results.

While Europe Slept is an excellent piece of work and I highly recommend it.

The second Bruce Bawer book that I picked up was Stealing Jesus- How Fundamentalism Betrays Christianity. Owing to the respect that was earned through While Europe Slept, I wanted to understand Bawer's analysis on Christianity in America.

Bawer's observations on selected portions of Christians' activity in the U.S. were well taken. We often do act in hypocritical ways. However, Bruce's views on what Christianity actually means is based only on finely selected Scriptures. He deletes the whole Old Testament, Revelation, most of Paul's epistles, and ignores most of the writings of the Gospels.

In effect, Bawer creates a Christian doctrine similar to the elitist/multicultural/diversity doctrine of the European culture that he fisks so well in While Europe Slept. In other words he creates a Christianity from his own feeling and emotion just as the European elite have done while ignoring the truth within their own culture.

Don't waste your time on Stealing Jesus.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Kids Can Be So Cruel



(Stolen from Tigerhawk.)

Surber Quick Hit

Don Surber: "Lead headline in the morning newspaper: “Cleric urges Iraq to unite against U.S.” He shot up to No. 4 in the Democratic presidential poll."1

I'll have to Google that. It may be true.

Jes' Fer Fun

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Flap Over Imus Comments

Citing from a Townhall.com news article concerning Don Imus' comments on the contrasting appearances of the Rutgers Women's basketball team and that of the Tennessee Volunteers:

Unimpressed by his on-air apology or corporate promises of a tighter leash, angry critics of nationally syndicated radio host Don Imus called Saturday for his dismissal over his racially charged comments about the mostly black Rutgers women's basketball team.

"I accept his apology, just as I want his bosses to accept his resignation," said the Rev. Al Sharpton. He promised to picket Imus' New York radio home, WFAN-AM, unless the veteran of nearly 40 years of anything-goes broadcasting is gone within a week.


Nationally syndicated radio personality Don Imus speaks at the Radio and Television Correspondents Association dinner in Washington in this file photo of March 21, 1996. Imus apologized Friday, April 6, 2007, for making racially charged comments about the Rutgers University women's basketball team after the National Association of Black Journalists called for his immediate firing. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

Sharpton was not alone in his anger over Imus' description of the Rutgers' women as "nappy headed hos" during a Wednesday morning segment of his show, which airs for millions of listeners on more than 70 stations and the MSNBC television network.


I can't help but think that Sharpton is still stinging from the Joe Biden comments on Barack Obama as articulate and clean. Likewise, on his radio show, Imus did compliment the contrasting classy appearance of the Tennessee players. By implication, therefore, Biden called Sharton a 'nappy headed ho'. Al just can't catch a break.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Kekes Critiques...

Libertarianism:

Lovers of liberty live in this society, must be aware of the facts I have cited, and care about our future. How, then, could they not be alarmed by these facts? They are not because they have made two amazingly simple-minded assumptions about human psychology. Only if these assumptions were true would it be reasonable to follow Mill's principle and not to see the abusers of liberty as a threat. The first assumption is that it is possible and desirable for us to be free of personal and social interference with our liberty. The second assumption is that we are basically reasonable and naturally disposed to guard our physical, mental, and spiritual well-being; that if our liberty were guaranteed, most of us would live happily and productively. Both these assumptions are badly mistaken. Since Mill's principle rests on them, the principle is also mistaken.

It's a long article, but if any libertarians would want to read it and feedback in the comment section, I'd appreciate it.

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity

John Kekes writes Why Robespierre Chose Terror, 'The lessons of the first totalitarian revolution' in City Journal.

Foregoing the usual gory details of the French Revolution, here are a few excerpts from Kekes' essay:

An ideology is a worldview that makes sense of prevailing political conditions and suggests ways of improving them. Typical ideologies include among their elements a metaphysical outlook that provides a God’s-eye view of the world, a theory about human nature, a system of values whose realization will supposedly ensure human well-being, an explanation of why the actual state of affairs falls short of perfection, and a set of policies intended to close the gap between the actual and ideal. This last component—commitment to a political program and its implementation—is what distinguishes ideologies from religious, personal, aesthetic, or philosophical systems of belief. Ideologies aim to transform society. Other systems of belief do not involve such a commitment; if they do, they become ideological.

In the course of history, many different and incompatible ideologies have held sway, all of them essentially speculative interpretations that go beyond undeniable facts and simple truths. Resting on fallible hypotheses about matters that transcend the existing state of knowledge, they are especially prone to wishful, self-deceiving, anxious, or self-serving thinking—to unchecked flights of fantasy and imagination. Reasonable people therefore regard ideologies, including their own, with robust skepticism and demand of them conformity to elementary standards of reason: logical consistency, the explanation of indisputable and relevant facts, responsiveness to new evidence and serious criticism, and recognition that the success or failure of policies derived from them counts as confirming or disconfirming evidence.

The source of Robespierre’s deepest convictions and of his certainty about them was his unquestioning commitment to an ideology he had largely derived from Rousseau, whom he regarded as “the tutor of the human race.” This ideology led him to believe that politics was an application of morality and that a good government was based on moral principles that ineluctably cause the interests of individuals to become indistinguishable from the general interest. Put another way, uncorrupted human beings intuitively recognize and act in the general interest. Any divergence between individual and general interest indicates the individual’s immorality and irrationality. If any individual fails to see that his true interests are the same as the general interest, he must be forced to act as if he did see it, for his own good.

But who are those uncorrupted human beings who know what is in the general interest? Robespierre answers: “There do exist pure and sensitive souls. There does exist a tender, but imperious and irresistible passion . . . a profound horror of tyranny, a compassionate zeal for the oppressed, a sacred love of one’s country, and a love of humanity still more holy and sublime, without which a great revolution is no more than the destruction of a lesser by a greater crime. There does exist a generous ambition to found on earth the first republic in the world. . . . You can feel it, at this moment, burning in your hearts; I can feel it in my own.” The plain message when the bombast is deflated is that, since the people have been corrupted, they cannot be trusted to know what is good for them, but he, Robespierre, knows, because he is uncorrupted.


And Kekes' concluding paragraph:

Castigating Robespierre more than 200 years after his death would have little point if he were not the prototype of the ideological frame of mind that is very much with us today. If we understand him, we understand that it is utterly useless to appeal to reason and morality in dealing with ideologues. For they are convinced that reason and morality are on their side and that their enemies are irrational and immoral simply because they are enemies. Negotiation with such people can succeed only if we have overwhelming force on our side and have shown ourselves unsqueamish about using it. Justifying its use to the electorate of a democratic country—used to thinking of politics as a process of reasonable negotiation and compromise—must involve showing in sickening detail the monstrosities committed in the name of the ideology. And that is the point of reminding ourselves of the crimes of the long-dead Robespierre.


Aside from the usual totalitarian descendants of Robespierre; Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, the Jihadists, et al., I can't help but view several other present day activities in shades of the same light. Although these others may not have resorted to violent means to their ideological end, they do exhibit some key elements of which Kekes has pointed out. "If we understand him, we understand that it is utterly useless to appeal to reason and morality in dealing with ideologues. For they are convinced that reason and morality are on their side and that their enemies are irrational and immoral simply because they are enemies." The Al Gore led aspect of the environmental movement appears firmly planted in this camp as does much of the Liberal anti-Bush crowd. Even many Federal Courts and their decisions seem to follow personal ideology rather than the Constitution.

But, never mind all that, we have the Christian Theocrats to defend ourselves against.

Grandkids Try Their Hand

We had Cole and Morgan over to color eggs this week. They didn't do too badly for 2-ish year olds; a bit amateurish but perhaps showing at least some promise:


Where's Our Taft?

Jonah Goldberg with an interesting bit of history:

It's been said (mostly by columnist George Will) that you can tell who the real conservative is by asking, "Who would you have voted for in 1912?"
Note: somehow I think Will would say "for whom would you have voted," but maybe that's just me reliving the dinner table every night while growing up at Grandpa John's house.

These days, we should probably settle for people knowing who the candidates even were, never mind having a preference. Nonetheless, for the record, they were Woodrow Wilson, Teddy Roosevelt and William Howard Taft. You wouldn't know it from T.R.'s cult of personality in Republican circles today, but Taft was the conservative in the race.
Goldberg concludes:

One question remains for conservatives: Where the heck is our Taft?
Well, if Fred Thompson gains another hundred pounds or so...

Friday, April 06, 2007

Al Gore's Family Tree

John Hawkins of Right Wing News has published numerous quotes by the ecological predecessors of Al Gore. Here are samples, one from each of Hawkins' categories:

We have wished, we ecofreaks, for a disaster or for a social change to come and bomb us into Stone Age, where we might live like Indians in our valley, with our localism, our appropriate technology, our gardens, our homemade religion -- guilt-free at last! -- Stewart Brand (writing in the Whole Earth Catalogue

Human beings, as a species, have no more value than slugs. -- John Davis, editor of Earth First! Journal

To feed a starving child is to exacerbate the world population problem -- Lamont Cole

This cooling has already killed hundreds of thousands of people. If it continues and no strong action is taken, it will cause world famine, world chaos and world war, and this could all come about before the year 2000. -- Lowell Ponte "The Cooling", 1976


Hawkins cites many, many more.

For several decades, true environmental concern has been co-opted by those with another agenda. Small wonder they are labeled 'watermelons'; green on the outside, but Red to the core.

Paul Ryan: Competing Visions

Wisconsin 1st District Rep. Paul Ryan writes in Human Events:

'Contrasting Budgets Highlight Competing Visions'

[...]Last week, as the House of Representatives debated the Fiscal Year 2008 budget resolution, it became clear that this was much more than a simple discussion about budgetary priorities over the next few years. In fact, it was a much larger debate about our governing philosophies, about what kind of society we envision, and about the kind of country we want to leave for future generations.

The budget the Democrat leadership proposed, which the House approved by a narrow majority vote, is true to their philosophy. They believe that more government is better government, and that the best way to solve the myriad problems we face in this country is to spend more and more and to tax our people more and more to pay for that spending.

The Democrats’ budget reflects this philosophy by calling for the largest tax increase in American history, coupled with immense new spending and postponement of critical entitlement reform for at least another five years.

Washington does not have a revenue problem -- it has an overspending problem.
[...]

In contrast to the vision embodied by the Democrats’ budget, conservatives believe that more taxation equals less freedom. We believe that the best America is one where citizens are free from the shackles of big government. We believe that the nucleus of our society and the engine of economic growth in this country is the individual, not the government. The American dream is the story of the person who, regardless of race, religion, gender, or income level, reaches their God-given potential by making the most of the franchise of liberty. We realize that the more we tax this individual, the less freedom he will have, and the less freedom his family will have. [...]

Engaging in this debate is critical, because if we choose the wrong direction today -- if we fail to set priorities and make reforms -- those who believe that our society is founded on freedom, on equality of opportunity, and on the individual will have lost. Then we may become the first generation to sever that precious American legacy of leaving a better standard of living for future generations. It is up to us to defend this legacy and argue for smaller, more effective government.

Simba: 1993-2007




We had to put Simba to sleep today after complications of injuries from being struck by a car. (We think)

Back in 1998, after being struck by a car, the vet said that we would have to put him down. He recovered so quickly that we brought him home the following day. This time, we expected a full recovery, but he went downhill very quickly. What a bummer, but we are thankful for the 8-1/2 extra years.

We'll sure miss him.

Coulda Been a Contenda

Mona Charen writes in NRO an article titled 'Heart & Sowell, A man who offers us riches.'

[...]"In his new book, A Man of Letters, Sowell has mined his files to offer us keen insights into our nation’s recent history and into the soul of an extraordinary man."[...]

"Dismayed and disgusted as he was by the drift toward bullying, intimidation, and anti-intellectualism that gripped American society and particularly American campuses, Sowell rejected a number of teaching offers at leading universities. In 1969 he wrote, “These are certainly times that are trying Sowell. I finally got my Ph.D. in December, just when it became virtually worthless, with the academic scene being what it is. . . . My best offer came from the University of Wisconsin . . . . I am reliably informed that the militants have already made up their list of ‘Uncle Toms’ among the black faculty there, and it takes very little to qualify. The people who really sicken me are the white liberals who promote and romanticize this kind of thing. . . .“" [...]

"Hats off to an intellectual black belt with a warm and sensitive heart."

Just think... the UW coulda been a contenda in economic and cultural thought not just in 9/11 conspiracy theories.

Don't Patriot My Questionism

John Robinson writes in The American Thinker in an article titled, 'Dealing with Leftists who "Support the Troops"'

[...]"I support the troops, just not the mission"[...]

But, don't dare question my patriotism!

Robinson's response:

""Today is Martin Luther King Day" I said, "so lets' take a trip back in time....""

"Then I adopted a Southern drawl that sounded like an uneasy mix of Deliverance and Hee Haw... (I've found that liberals always appreciate a little drama, it makes the truth easier for them to swallow. A little Fosse and they'll believe almost anything.)"

""You know, buddy," I began, "I like Martin Luther King, I do. I think he's a stand up guy. But this whole Civil Rights for blacks thing, that's gotta go. But I still support Martin. Like I said, he's a great guy. I just don't support his mission at all. In fact, I'm going to go down to the Selma City Council and petition to have his marching permits revoked. Because there's been a lot of violence at these marches he's been doing. Dogs and firehoses, you know. People are dying, can't you see! For what? Equality? Freedom? Who cares about that -- I just don't want Martin or anyone else to get hurt. I support Martin. And because I support Martin, we have to cancel these marches.""

"He was shocked."

""I can't believe you're such a racist," he said."

""Who's a racist?" I countered. "I support Martin. I just don't support his mission. Can't I do that? I care about Martin, that's why I want him to come home.""


Not bad at all!

Mirror, Mirror,
On the Wall...

(Just thought I'd get Chady's dander up.)


(H.T. Grouchy Old Cripple.)

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Don't Like My Driving?
Dial 1-800-Eat ****

It appears that the bearers of these very clever bumper stickers may not actually have your best interests at heart.

Phyllis Jacobs Griekspoor of the McClatchy-Tribune reports in the Pueblo Chieftain:

Food-safety experts share some advice: ‘Don’t eat poop.

MANHATTAN, Kan. - E. coli in the spinach.

Salmonella in the peanut butter.

Listeria in the hot dogs.

Seven major food recalls since July.

The Food Safety Network, which has a new home at Kansas State University, is dedicated to stopping the epidemic of food contamination that sickens 76 million people - one out of every four Americans - and kills 5,000 each year.

The network combines public awareness with an Internet-based information service and research projects in an effort to educate growers, consumers and workers.

Microbiologist Doug Powell... ‘‘It boils down to three words,’’ he said. ‘‘Don’t eat poop.’’


Apparently there is much controvery in this assertion:

I have known several prominent microbiologists, Grandpa John being one of them, that have personally given me the same advice as the bumper sticker quoted above.

Environmentalists such as Al Gore object to this attempted prohibition of recycling. "The Earth is on the brink and Powell is trying to flush it down the toilet."

The Pueblo Chieftain is, by its very name, insulting to Native Americans and cannot be trusted for fair and balanced reporting.

What to do? Is there a scientific consensus? Is poop OK to eat or not?

(H.T. Taranto.)

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Liberals' Influence:
Third World Politics

Yard sign: Vote for Dr. Juma
Al Gore is so proud!

Dump Thompson

Back on March 13th of this year, Lance posted this on Lance Burri.

One commenter replied:

"Fred Thompson, as aircraft carrier captain in 'Hunt for Red October', "The Russians don't take a dump without a plan.""

Will Collier, on March 21st, in Vodkapundit has gone one step further, creating a bumper sticker:

Monday, April 02, 2007

I'll Vote for the Democrat Presidential Nominee in 2008

David Levinsky reports in the Burlington County Times:

The scenario has played out in real life across America: Gunfire echoes through a school and students are held hostage.

But police, faculty and staff lived out their own make-believe version yesterday of just such a tragedy at Burlington Township High School, complete with Kevlar-clad officers, armed suspects and students portraying the wounded and dead.

The purpose of the drill was to test the reactions of police, faculty and administration.
[...]

The mock terror attack involved two irate men armed with handguns who invaded the high school through the front door. They pretended to shoot several students in the hallway and then barricaded themselves in the media center with 10 student hostages.

Two Burlington Township police detectives portrayed the gunmen. Investigators described them as members of a right-wing fundamentalist group called the “New Crusaders” who don't believe in separation of church and state. The mock gunmen went to the school seeking justice because the daughter of one had been expelled for praying before class.
[...]

This drill proved to be a great learning experience. We New Crusaders learned so much about police tactics and liberal hostage negotiation. Our PR people will label the standoff a quagmire; a civil war, and demand police withdrawal and funding cuts. They will claim that 350,000 civilians have been killed already. With a continued Democrat led Congress and a new Democrat in the White House we will be able to 'dialogue' the country into a fundamentalist theocracy. (as long as Janet Reno isn't appointed AG- Oh, the humanity!)

Rosie O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen, and Sean Penn will flee to Canada or France. Taxes will be a 10% flat tithe, although free will offerings will be accepted. Homosexuals will not be allowed to legally marry or march in the St. Patrick's Day parade. Score will be kept in youth games. Wishing someone 'Merry Christmas' will be legal. The Supreme Court will be required to read and study the Constitution. Property owners will have rights. The federal government will go on a diet, cutting out pork. Other such Draconian tyranny is planned.

Democrats in '08!

Wisdom From a Bird-Brain

One of the more colorful researchers in my secret basement laboratory is affectionately nicknamed 'Madam Doolittle'. She claims both to be able to talk to animals and read them psychically.

The other day she brought in an article from the UK Timesonline concerning a recorded non-stop flight of a female bar-tailed godwit from New Zealand. This bird was monitored flying 6,341 miles non-stop to North Korea on the first leg of a trip to her breeding grounds in Alaska.

While holding the picture contained in the article, Madam Doolittle was able to divine several non printed facts:

-This bird fled for her life from the long tongues of the hungry imported cane toads (as seen in Lance's previous post).

-She stops in North Korea to replenish her glycogen stores because, despite accusations otherwise, there is plenty of food in the mud flats of North Korea.

-She doesn't think that Nancy Pelosi really needs a bigger plane.

-Female godwits will go to great lengths to exchange cloacal fluids.

-She knows that it is OK to live anywhere one wants, but to raise a family, the U.S.A. is the only place to be.


Sunday, April 01, 2007

Please pass the frog legs.

DARWIN, Australia - An environmental group said Tuesday it had captured a "monster" toad the size of a small dog.

With a body the size of a football and weighing nearly 2 pounds, the toad is among the largest specimens ever captured in Australia, according to Frogwatch coordinator Graeme Sawyer.

"It's huge, to put it mildly," he said. "The biggest toads are usually females but this one was a rampant male ... I would hate to meet his big sister."
What do you suppose he meant by "rampant?"

Frogwatch, which is dedicated to wiping out a toxic toad species that has killed countless Australian animals, picked up the 15-inch-long cane toad during a raid on a pond outside the northern city of Darwin late Monday.

Cane toads were imported from South America during the 1930s in a failed attempt to control beetles on Australia's northern sugar cane plantations. The poisonous toads have proven fatal to Australia's delicate ecosystems, killing millions of native animals from snakes to the small crocodiles that eat them.

As part of its so-called "Toad Buster" project, Frogwatch conducts regular raids on local water holes, blinding the toads with bright lights then scooping them up by the dozen.
"Frogwatch." Cool. I wonder if they have t-shirts. This could be a marketing bonanza for them.

But before you rush to join up, read this:

"We kill them with carbon dioxide gas, stockpile them in a big freezer and then put them through a liquid fertilizer process" that renders the toads nontoxic, Sawyer said.

"It turns out to be sensational fertilizer," he added.
Eeeeewwww.