Homicide?

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My, my, my!

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Hillary... Stronger Together

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The Flag Flying Over My Basket

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As of Yet... No Known Cure

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The Modern Social Justice Warrior

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Shoulda Known Better

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The Truth Is Out There

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Sometimes the Area 51 conspiracy nuts have a point.

Strategic Errors by Those that Stopped the French Bullet Train Shooter

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While much of the civilized world are praising the quick actions of Americans Spencer Stone, Alek Skarlatos, Anthony Sadler, and Briton Chris Norman that thwarted a possible slaughter of hundreds aboard the French bullet train, there remains a time for cool-headed afterthought. Their actions would have been acceptable last century, but this is a new era and their approach leaves a great deal to be criticized.

At the first sign of possible trouble these four men charged straight into the muzzle of an AK-47 wielded by Ayoub el-Qahzzani, suspected to be either a Lutheran or Methodist, and took him down, disarmed him, knocked him out, and hog-tied him.

These four men charged so hard that the initial reports suggested that they were U.S. Marines when, in fact, one was a member of the Air Force, one a National Guardsman, one a civilian from California, and the other an IT consultant.

What could one possibly find wrong with that? Plenty.

--They never considered proper rules of engagement and didn't call in for permission to engage.

--They failed to show Mr. el-Qahzzani that they were unarmed so he wouldn't feel compelled to shoot anyone.

--They didn't stop to consider why Mr. el-Qahzzani hated them and try to rectify the wrongs done to him. Perhaps their chickens had just come home to roost.

--They made no attempt to bring the issue before the United Nations or form a multi-national coalition to handle the matter.

--They acted like Cowboys.

Men, this is a new era and you are not allowed to act in this manner anymore. You should have called the police and let the government take care of you.

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Colonel Sanders

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Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker, Enters Presidential Race

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Run, Ulysses, Run!

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We are now cleaning up America of all our historical litter. We have removed flags, defaced monuments, voted to dig up graves, and demanded that certain movies not be shown. Gone with the Wind is under siege. There is so much more left to do.

Next to be given the axe is Forrest Gump. As everyone knows, Forrest was named after Civil War Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest. Forrest was also the first Grand Wizard of the newly formed Ku Klux Klan.

However, we believe that with a few tweaks, this movie can be redeemed.

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Bruthe & Jenny

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This is the epic tale of two indomitable, heroic entities, Bruthe and Jenny, that inhabit the same body. Along with their sidekick smart car, Major Brokeback, they fight social justice wherever it may be found.

In their pursuit of relative truth, social justice, and the socialistic way, Bruthe and Jenny fight against the oppressive forces of the patriarchy, heteronormativity, rape culture, racism, global warming, the 1%, and similar evils. They are opposed and pursued by Teaparty Hogg, a racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, bigoted White Christian male chauvinistic pig and his minions.

When asked if they also fight against the ill treatment of women, gays, minorities, and non-comformists in other parts of the world, Bruthe and Jenny respond that other cultures are equal to ours and that the Prime Directive prohibits us "... from interfering with the internal development of alien civilizations."

The adventures of Bruthe and Jenny will make one forget all about The Dukes of Hazzard, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, the Constitution, and American exceptionalism.

Tune in.

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The Final Frontier

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Disgrace: the final frontier. These are the escapades of the far-hip Liberalize. Its eternal mission: to perpetrate strange new worlds, to destroy bourgeois virtue and tradition, to boldly hamper freedom where no tyrant has gone before.

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Presidential Candidates Adapt to Supreme Court Ruling

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Rumor has it that Republican Presidential contender, Lindsey Graham, has married Caitlyn Jenner. In addition to the fact that the Court ruling has allowed his love to win, Graham realizes that these nuptials will greatly increase his 'Hip-Cool Factor' among Millennials as well as allow him to have a steady First Lady in the White House during his Presidency. It is also a signal that President Graham is not afraid to make bold moves.

Not to be upstaged, Democrat candidate, Hillary Clinton announced that she and Bill have also married Ms. Jenner. Hillary realizes that this will give her blindly loyal supporters something to answer when asked to name a Hillary accomplishment.

And Ms. Caitlyn Graham-Rodham-Clinton-Jenner is again being praised for pushing the envelope of human freedom, rights, and equality into frontiers where no man has gone before. We distinctly smell a Nobel Peace Prize in her near future.

Rachel Dolezal could not be reached for comment.


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Love Wins!

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One of the recent Supreme Court decisions has made it clear that...

LOVE WINS!

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Confederate Flag History

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Basic point to understand in the creation of the battle flag...

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The Controversial South Carolina Flag Has Nothing on Wisconsin's

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Now that we have thoroughly humiliated South Carolina for daring to display a historical flag because of the evil actions of one man, we can move on to begin the guilt-tripping of the next target. We are a liberal, enlightened society and our deep psychological, politically correct insights into the souls of men must progress.

The next evil windmill against which we joust is the state seal on the flag of Wisconsin. At first look you see two men, a sailor and a miner, bookending a plow, pick and shovel, arm and hammer, and an anchor. Just below lies a cornucopia and stack of lead bars above 13 stars. Above is a badger and the motto, Forward.

Harmless historical symbols, right? WRONG!!

Here's what a deeper examination yields:

- The two persons pictured are both Straight, White, Christian MEN. One depicts a miner, rapist of Mother Earth. The other is a sailor holding a rope... and you minorities know what that means. These actually symbolize White privilege and rape culture.

- The plow and hammer/shovel also symbolize the willful destruction of the planet.  The lead bars prove that Wisconsin wants to kill children, women, and minorities with lead based paint and leaded gasoline.

- The arm and hammer symbolize corporate greed and heavy-handed abuse of workers.

- The cornucopia, horn of plenty, doubles up on the corporate greed theme as well as honoring the rich that earn their wealth by robbing the poor.

- The motto of Forward coupled with the U.S. coat of arms in the center shows that Wisconsin approves of American imperialism.

This has been only a quick perusal of what the symbols mean. Further examination will surely yield much, much more.

It is a well known fact that these symbols inspired the actions of the infamous Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer. I propose that the Wisconsin legislature heed the call and denounce this embarrassing state seal as an official symbol of Wisconsin.

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Social Consciousness Strikes in the Personal Hygiene Aisle

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I went to the store last night to pick up a few things while hoping that a picture of me wouldn't end up on 'The People of Walmart.' I sauntered through the personal hygiene aisle to pick out a deodorant. Stick? Spray? Roll-on? Did I want to smell like a tropical rain forest, petunias, an ocean breeze, or a well used jock strap? Did I want to attract women, men, or transgenders? So many choices. My nimble mind flashed to Bernie Sanders and the connection between deodorants and starving children. I began to laugh... but, then, I saw them. Two young children were staggering down the aisle. They were obviously starving, with slack-jawed, zombie-like appearance as their glassy eyes stared at their smart phones.

I screamed at them to get offa my lawn, bought a twin pack of Old Spice High Endurance (jock scent) and finished my shopping.


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Marco Rubio Exposed!

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The persona put forth by Republican Presidential hopeful Marco Rubio is an attempt to conceal the real demon that lurks within. In truth, the evil Rubio has had 4 traffic tickets within the past 18 years, has a mortgage on his house, is paying off student loans, and owns a boat. How can this guy not be in prison? (We thank the New York Times for exposing him.)

Here is a photo of Rubio flaunting his wealth and endangering innocent citizens, especially women and children.

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Suggested Change to American Currency

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A new grossroot campaign is proposing a small change in United States' currency...

"We believe this simple, symbolic and long-overdue change could be an important stepping stone for other initiatives promoting transgender equality."

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