That's the Ticket!
Take that, Paris Hilton!
“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
Mark Hemmingway: "Barack Obama — because he’s better than the other guy” would prove to be an especially compelling campaign slogan."That sums up why I'm voting for John McCain, too!
Jim Geraghty: "...undecided voters at home may have wondered why the podium had been hijacked by an aspiring comedian in a bolo tie."'Cause Al Franken ain't funny!
Kathryn Jean Lopez: "Rest assured, guys. You’re still good for something. Some of you are bringing sexy back. At the Unconventional Women event, Dem Minnesota senator Amy Klobuchar shared a personal story. One day, she saw her husband walking with a pink box. What was he doing? “I’m going to Jim Webb’s wife’s baby shower.” Sen. Klobuchar gushed to the gathered gals: “That’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen.”He did that at Rielle Hunter's baby shower, too!
By implication, these smug and preening politicians suggested that we’re brilliant and strong and special enough to make it to the top without government help, but most of the mere mortals who are watching us on TV will get nowhere at all unless we somehow use taxpayer money to assist them.
THE CHANGE OF OBAMIUS(With apologies to James Rado, Gerome Ragni and Galt MacDermot, and The Fifth Dimension.)
When the moonbats are in the Hundred-eleventh Congress House
and Pelosi and Reid align with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the change of Obamius
The change of Obamius
Obamius! Obamius!
Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and hope abounding
No more Bush lies or derisions
Multicultural dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And Diversity's true liberation
Obamius! Obamius!
Tingles up our legs through the night
We dance on Bush's grave unto the dawn of day
To be the bearers of His water
His light will lead the way
We are the spirit of the change of Obamius
The change of Obamius
Obamius! Obamius!
Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
Angelic illumination
Rising fiery constellation
Travelling our starry courses
Guided by the cosmic forces
Oh, care for us; Obamius
"Yo, yo, O Holy Prophet, I don't understand how it could be that the messiah is facing so much rejection from the infidels. Does the Bible have anything to say about that? I know from your teachings that the whole Bible is about Black Liberation Theology, the evils of American chickens coming home to roost, and that pap about doing stuff for the least of these, but does it say anything about the messiah's rise to leadership?"Mr. Rove also sent along his recommendations for Ernie. He was amazed that he could place that bug undetected under that bus among so many possible witnesses. Karl is lobbying John McCain of the wisdom of appointing Cousin Ernie as his White House Chief of Staff.
"I don't think so, Grasshopper, but let's actually look and see what it might have to say. Hmmm, I've never seen this before. It says that the messiah will be despised and rejected by men, a man of sorrows and familiar with grief."
"Well that certainly has become true! So I must be on the right track."
"It says here that the messiah's father has forsaken him."
"Yeah, yeah, that's happened to me. I surely am the one!"
"Here it talks about the messiah being betrayed by someone close to him."
"You mean he's not under the bus yet?"
"It also talks about the crowd screaming."
"Oooh, that sounds cool!"
"Uh, they're yelling to crucify him!"
"Ummm..."
"Here some soldiers put a crown of thorns on his head, spit on him, and slug him until he is barely recognizable."
"What the...?"
"Then he is crucified, speared, and is buried."
"When does he become their political leader??"
"Well, the messiah does rise from the grave, ascends into heaven, and promises to come back."
"Finally!"
"Well, actually, the world has been waiting over 2,000 years for that to be fulfilled. Except, I think, he visited the Jehovah's Witnesses."
"Ya mean I won't become President 'til at least the year 4008?"
"It appears so, Obamessiah, and you'll be hanging out with the JW's 'til then. Apparently, people can just believe in you, vote for McCain, and still be saved."
"Well, at least I gots the Jehovah's Witnesses vote!"
"They don't vote."
"God is racist!"
"I don't know about that, but I'm sure glad I'm off YOUR bus!"
[In the cone of silence during Warren's questions to Barack] "Bah!" McCain shouted. "I'm the master of evil! Don't question my methods! We should just feel lucky those meddling Kos Kids haven't found out that I was never a POW and spent the Vietnam War at the North Pole punching baby seals in the face."
McCain watched as Obama stammered in response to more questions. "So, what did you guys do to him to make him look so stupid?"
"We didn't do anything."
"Hmm. Maybe we're putting too much effort into this."
"My fahdah often spoke of his dreams before tucking straw around us in our beds. He would tell us that someday he envisioned himself having 6 wives, 12 goats, and a large herd of chickens. I was inspired to dream of that myself."What others have said:
-"I was engrossed out."
-"Oh, wow, man, they must have some primo weed in Kenya."
-"Diverse, multicultural genius."
-"Obama/Obama 2008!"
-"Dude!"
-"Hey, this book is so good that it may outsell Nancy Pelosi's."
The principle reason was that a sated generation deprived of God thrashed about for purpose and, finding none, embraced the nihilism of Marxism and loathed the hopeful life that America had given to so many peoples from so many lands. My wife's parents, Holocaust survivors, loved America for the manifest goodness that it was. They understood totalitarianism and then they understood America. Life taught them the nature of good and of evil.Sated... rejecting God and authority... rebellion and nihilism in a purposeless universe... quest for power. This has become the backbone, the platform of the modern Democrat Party.
[...]Sure, we gripe about higher food prices and shaky home prices, but we are still living "La Vida Latte," lining up every morning before a barista and otherwise indulging in the imperatives of the good life. Yes, the share price of Starbucks has sunk of late, but Americans spent more, not less, at Starbucks last year than the year before. And if you add premium coffee sales at McDonald's and Dunkin' Donuts, the growth rate of this liquid luxury has soared. I should point out that the price of a Starbucks latte is about $1,200 a barrel.[...]C'mon, Congress, punish Big Latte. For the children!
"I would not have nominated Clarence Thomas," Obama said in response to a question from Saddleback Church Pastor Rich Warren about which existing justice he would not have nominated. "I don't think he was a strong enough jurist or legal thinker at the time for that elevation."Steve Burri reports in Grandpa John's:
"I cannot vote for Barack Obama. I don't think he has enough integrity or is a legitimate political thinker for that elevation."
“Violence finds its only refuge in falsehood, falsehood its only support in violence.”He began as a loyal communist hoping that he would be picked for plumb offices. A slip of the tongue sent him to prison. A better education he could not have suffered.
“It was only when I lay there on rotting prison straw that I sensed within myself the first stirrings of good.”We shall mourn your passing. But, your words will remain with us.
“Gradually it was disclosed to me, that the line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either — but right through every human heart — and through all human hearts.”
“Bless you, prison, for having been in my life!”
[...]People ask, "Why is there poverty in the world?" It's a silly question. Poverty is the default human condition. It is the factory preset of this mortal coil. As individuals and as a species, we are born naked and penniless, bereft of skills or possessions. Likewise, in his civilizational infancy man was poor, in every sense. He lived in ignorance, filth, hunger and pain, and he died very young, either by violence or disease.Whine for Change
The interesting question isn't "Why is there poverty?" It's "Why is there wealth?" Or: "Why is there prosperity here but not there?"
[...]Capitalism is the greatest system ever created for alleviating general human misery, and yet it breeds ingratitude.
[...]They came to Russia full of enthusiasm, bringing with them baseball and jazz, and eager to acclimatize.[...]Hope and Change
And the migrants were themselves quite unprepared for the poverty and lawlessness which characterized life under Stalin, and in many if not most cases decided to leave. They soon learned, however, that when they surrendered their American passports upon stepping on Soviet soil (passports which were then used by Soviet agents in America), they had become, automatically, Soviet citizens. Protests and appeals to the American authorities qualified the émigrés in Moscow's eyes as troublemakers and led to their arrests, followed by confinement in concentration camps.[...]