Monday, December 30, 2013

Highlights of 2013

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I normally don't try to 'improve' an A.F. Branco cartoon, but in this case I decided to include a cultural component with his political component.



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The Global Warming Religion

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The Global Warmist's religious faith has given him visions. He can see what no other can.



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Saturday, December 28, 2013

Friday, December 27, 2013

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Even the President Could Use Some Global Warming

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Quick! Write up another Executive Order!



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Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Motivating the Golden Girls

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Talk to your children and grandchildren about enrolling in ObamaCare...




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Monday, December 23, 2013

The People of ObamaCare

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The images that 'portray' the people of Walmart have nothing on the new rage of showing the 
People of ObamaCare...



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Sunday, December 22, 2013

The Millennial Flock

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It appears as though the series of ObamaCare sign up/enrollment ads are starting to hit home and pay off. Here a wedding party of Millenials, after donating wedding gifts to the Obama campaign, are racing as one to sign up for ObamaCare...



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Researching the Reasons for ObamaCare Sign Up Difficulties

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The difficulties in communication with HealthCare.gov are well documented. To find out why, we sent out researchers for our secret basement laboratory to study the matter. They decided to skip the online, email, and snail mail attempts and went straight to the headquarters to talk to someone in authority.



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Friday, December 20, 2013

ObamaCare Ads Saturate Every Nook and Cranny

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Healthcare.gov is leaving no stone unturned to reach every possible market to press for enrollment. I can appreciate a government that cares for us so badly that they neither are concerned for their own popularity nor for the wishes of the American people.



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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

BaaBaa WahWah Disses the President

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Speaking with Piers Morgan, Barbara Walters said, "We thought that he was going to be – I shouldn’t say this at Christmastime, but – the next messiah."



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Come, Ye Young and Healthy, Bear the Burden of ObamaCare

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With sales pitches like these, I imagine the young, strong, and healthy are flocking to sign up.



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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

A Message from Tinni and Sniffer

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Christmas Comes but Once a Year, While ObamaClaus Comes 24/7/365

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Every morning of the year we awake with great anticipation to see what ObamaClaus has left for or taken from us in his executive visits overnight.



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Monday, December 16, 2013

A Warm Glow Cast Over the U.S. Embassy in London

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A new tapestry hung in the U.S. Embassy in London casts the warm glow of a nucyoolar cowboy diplomacy smile over all who enter.



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Saturday, December 14, 2013

Friday, December 13, 2013

That Point in Time When One Realizes the Need for a Career Change

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Thamsanqua understood that he could put his hands to better use than blocking a Chuck Norris' flying boot.



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President Obama Introduces New Press Secretary

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Citing the need to spend more time with his family, White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney stepped down from his position. President Obama was quick to name and introduce his replacement. Earlier today the President presented Thamsanqua Jantjie as his newest confidante.

Before the White House press corps, Mr. Jantjie gave a few prepared remarks:
"I support basic salutation, salutations. Inside joining in inside cigarettes. Inside to prove and on and on. Support and world please to say from me to you. Talking to you so far. 
Hello, welcome so far. Well, cigarette joint bringing in different to you a circle. I would like to pray this offering. Basically, this fun. All of these balls to prove this good, I'm sorry."
Many in the press corps walked away from the introduction in awe of the new Press Secretary. Most were astounded by his intelligence and ability to speak well. Others claimed he was deep and nuanced. Many wondered if he would be running for President in 2016.

They all knew that he would easily be able to obtain a birth certificate from Hawaii.



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Thursday, December 12, 2013

UNINTIMIDATED- Scott Walker

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My cover suggestion didn't quite make the cut...



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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Another Scene from the Nelson Mandela Funeral

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No one has yet reported that Aunt Esther and Jimmy McMillan attended the Nelson Mandela funeral in South Africa.

Aunt Esther disapproves and Jimmy still says, "The rent is too damn high!"



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Union Agitation Extends Beyond Fast Food Workers

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Outside union agitators have long stirred up non-union workers to strike for higher pay, benefits, and union membership. Fast food workers have been in the news lately demanding the same.

However, there have been other similar strikes that have not so well publicized. Recently the SEIU has agitated Santa's reindeer to strike for $15 an hour, condo-stalls, and Wisconsin alfalfa hay. At first it appeared as though Santa Claus would have to give in to their demands, but in the end...

SANTA REPLIED, "HO, HO, HO!"



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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Gotta Pass it to Find Out What's in it

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In our secret basement Natural History Museum there is a exhibit dedicated to the ancient Neanderthalus liberalis, the forerunner to the modern Progressive. Geneticists tell us that they have evolved very little over the centuries.

The Neanderthalus liberalis... FINDING OUT WHAT'S IN IT.



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Newest Rage- Selfies at Funerals

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How cool!



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Sunday, December 08, 2013

Evolution Revealed in Results of S.C.A.T. Study

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The scientists in our secret basement laboratory have greatly improved the common CT scanner. It enables a technician to take a scan of a patient while he continues his normal routine. The new machine is called a Specific Computer Advanced Tomography scanner or S.C.A.T. scanner.

S.C.A.T. scans were taken on thousands of individuals since its invention and the compiled data has shown some remarkable results using the highest scientific standards set by The People's Cube several years ago. Of note is the evolution of the Liberal brain. The pictures below show the advance.

On the left is the standard Liberal brain. The right image shows the quantum leap in evolutionary change toward the modern Liberal brain.



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Friday, December 06, 2013

President Obama Visits Historic Jail Cell

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To secure a legacy of connection with the world's leading agents of change, President Obama has photographs taken of him in their places. He feels their pain and is inspired by their courage.






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Thursday, December 05, 2013

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

And It'll Cure Whatever Ails Ya!

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Can you believe the American Rubes bought this stuff for 2 terms... shall we try for 3??



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Sunday, December 01, 2013

Got Insurance?

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Barack's got insurance; Pee Wee does, too! How 'bout you?


Daredevil Bike Trick

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Performed by a professional on a closed course... Do NOT try this at home.




ObamaCare Website Fixed, Up, and Running

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Have at it, my subjects...



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