I normally don't try to 'improve' an A.F. Branco cartoon, but in this case I decided to include a cultural component with his political component.
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“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
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