Finally...
My Colon Problem Diagnosed

Chief Proctologist: "The grossest rectal polyp the Mayo Clinic has ever seen..."


"It's a real troglodyte. After I submit my paper to the New England Journal of Medicine they will start calling me Troglopundit."

"Sorry, Doc. That moniker's already taken. But, as many times as you have shoved cameras up my rear, how about Troglopaparazzo?"