Wednesday, November 17, 2010

What Smote the 2010 Democrats?

The results of the 2010 elections have been a puzzlement to even the greatest intellects of the Democrat Party. Some, after removing their thumbs from their anal sphincters continue to scratch their heads to this day. The rest have had to insert their hands up beyond their anal sphincters and far into their recta to scratch their heads.

The answers deduced have almost always revolved around the difficulty of the unwashed, childlike, supertstitious masses to understand the erudite message radiating from the President.

Most think that, although very difficult, someone with the superior capabilities that are present in President Obama should be able to communicate with even the most imbecilic Redneck or Midwestern voter. He has, after all, authored a children's book, two autobiographies, and has given dozens of speeches outlining the great wisdom of ObamaCare and his other brilliant policies.

What could have possibly gone wrong?

We here at Grandpa John's consider Vice President Biden's conclusion to have the most merit:
It's the teleprompter's fault. We are using hardware and software produced by a capitalistic outfit from California. If we start using teleprompters produced by the federal government, we will have total success in 2012.
The lame duck Congress' first order of business: A 3,000 page Teleprompter Reform Stimulus bill.

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