50 Reasons "Lord of the Rings" Sucks

The same guy who wrote this also did a quantitative analysis of three trilogies - Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and the Matrix - and concluded that Lord of the Rings is the best trilogy ever. Unless you take into account that Star Wars is actually two trilogies, in which case it wins. Unless, I assume, you take into account that the final movie hasn't been released yet, so we don't know if it's any good. If it really stinks, it may bring the average of the other five down.