Steve Re: Global Test

I have formed a preemptive coalition that I hope will pass John Kerry’s global testing procedures in case my little ‘homeland’ is invaded by anyone bent on terrorizing my family. Although my responding force would be led by Ruger and Smith & Wesson, both American, I also would be joined by the Brazilian Taurus. After the first sortie was completed the Americans would still have expended slightly over 76% toward the effort. That’s quite an improvement over our present 90%– if this is not yet suitable to Senator Kerry, I will open and continue negotiations with the German Glock.