Friday, November 12, 2004

Emailed to (and edited by) me:

French Terrorism Alert:

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide," according to the AP and UPI. The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate." The move was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed one of their White Flag factories, disabling their military.

Well, I thought it was funny.

1 comment:

Steve Burri said...

I wish Miller High Life would bring that commercial back which I referred to in an earlier comment. '...goes down easier than a French prizefighter.'