Lance,
Now what in the Sam Hill is going on up there in your neck of the woods? I watch an episode of Forensic Files about a teenager in Baraboo that tortures and kills at least one kid and was caught well on his way to another. Now a Baraboo resident is involved in a double murder and abduction.

Here we are debating on whether or not we must inaugurate a Department of Rock County Security to keep our friendly neighborhood safe from the hoodlums out of Sauk County. We are petitioning Washington to send in the Special Forces to wrest control of Baraboo away from that apparent nest of insurgents. Many of us suspect that there are WMD’s hidden away up there.

Lance, if I wanted this type of excitement, I’d move to Detroit. Geez, we’d better pass ‘right to carry handguns’ legislation soon, ‘cause it seems that Sauk County already has it! (The latest buzz-phrase around here is: When guns are outlawed only Sauk County will have guns!) Get a grip up there in anarchyland, will ya? (There must be an awful lot of people affected by OldWhig's Brain Dump up there!)