Steve-- Re: Avoiding Voter Intimidation

I went down to vote today. In preparation, I put on my baseball cap with the fake pony-tail out the back, got my 'well-seasoned' clothes out of the cats' litterbox, put on my lawnmowing tennis shoes, raggety old trench coat, and smudged my unshaven face with dirt.

I staggered up to the union thugs near the polling place and kinda asked them for the crack they promised and was allowed to pass without hassle. I was given my ballot without even having to give my name and voted for 'W' and was hustled out in record time.

I love participating in democracy.