Steve Re: Voiding the Election

Well, son-of-a-bitch!! It’s time to unmask and stop playing around. We’ve messed around within this antiquated system long enough. This election of 2004 has proved it. The choice of George W. Bush as President has shown us that the Constitution has to be scrapped and all remnants of a constitutional republic must be abandoned if we are to have any hope of building a bridge to the future of humanity.

Within the ‘system’ we have brought to bear all the influential forces at our disposal to turn this government and this society toward modernity. The arts, Hollywood, the intellectual elite, and the unbiased mass media have long worked to crush all vestiges of absolute standards from popular culture. Billionaires and rock stars have pressed all their influence to the forefront. And for what? George-freeking-W. Bush?

Our efforts have gotten the ignorant Negroes, the poor, the aged, the intellectual wannabes, Old Europe, and well-meaning utopians in our pocket. And the American electorate still votes for a simpleton cowboy. These stubborn sub-humans vote for the trivial rather than the important issues. They cannot grasp that we know what’s good for them and how we can produce it. Instead of being grateful for our superiority of knowledge and wisdom they reject our expertise for outmoded, ignorant, pre-scientific superstitions. If they needed delicate brain surgery, they would choose a chimpanzee for a surgeon.

We must now do a flip-flop on our ‘disenfranchisement techniques’. We must now further strive to disenfranchise our foolish opponents. This election must be voided because there were many who went to the polls and voted with religious principles. That is illegal due to ‘separation of church and state’ requirements. It is apparent, also, that the entire Southern U.S. needs more Post Civil War Reconstruction as they obviously have not pledged allegiance to the Union. We shall bury them in carpetbaggers...

SLAP! SLAP! KICK! "Steve, wake up... You’re dreaming about your life in 1968 again!"

"What the hel... Oh, thanks, Linda! Whew! Let’s go to church."