Steve

It's halftime of the Packers/Lions game with the ghost of Lombardi echoing through my consciousness, "What the hell is going on here?" After last week's game with the Eagles, I was beginning to wonder if it really wasn't the Bears dressed in Packer green and gold after an Einsteinian flight from Jacksonville. At any rate, the Packers sure aren't 'peaking' too early.

Then, all of a sudden it hit me. Mike Sherman has retained Karl Rove as a consultant. It appears that through extensive study of circadian rhythms and manipulations of them that this impotent looking scenario is all part of Rove's calculations.

Plotting the Packer's season on a graph, the sine curve can easily be seen on paper. To make a long story, as well as extensive mathmatical calculations, short-- Up, down, up, now down, and for the playoffs they will be 'peaking'.

Wow, Karl Rove not only finagled the Presidency for a Red State Boob, he will now do the same in winning the Super Bowl for the Packers!

Brilliant!

P.m S. These formulae do not apply to the female of the species. No progress has been made in the observation, study, or prediction of their behavior.