“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
Thursday, December 09, 2004
We here at Grandpa John's, in conjunction with BVD and J.C. Penney, wish to fulfill our public service by issuing the following recommendation that I know will be pertinent to several of our readers:
It's difficult to see, but the color pie chart, ranging from white through four shades of ever-darkening gray is labelled: Fresh, Broken in, suitable for yard work, Hampers love life, and Weapon of mass destruction.
It's a clickable thumbnail. Click it to get the pic alone, then expand it with the little button that shows up in the lower right corner when you put your cursor on the picture.
Then you can read all that wonderful advice for lovelorn men, and/or women who only wish they were lovelorn. [Ambiguous pronoun intentional.]
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It's difficult to see, but the color pie chart, ranging from white through four shades of ever-darkening gray is labelled: Fresh, Broken in, suitable for yard work, Hampers love life, and Weapon of mass destruction.
It's a clickable thumbnail. Click it to get the pic alone, then expand it with the little button that shows up in the lower right corner when you put your cursor on the picture.
Then you can read all that wonderful advice for lovelorn men, and/or women who only wish they were lovelorn. [Ambiguous pronoun intentional.]
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