Did you guys know about this?

IMAO EXCLUSIVE!!! WISCONSIN TAKEN OVER BY NINJAS!!!

I just found out from a reliable source that Wisconsin has been taken over by ninjas. This has not been picked up by the national press as people don't pay much attention to Wisconsin. Their ninja warlord leader, Seikazu, led his warriors into Wisconsin this morning and easily defeated Wisconsin's sole defense, the Green Bay Packers. Seikazu then marched into the Capitol building, defeated Governor Doyle in a short battle, and then declared Doyle's kung fu to be 'weak' before he finished off the governor with his patented flying dragon kick.

What the further plans of the ninjas are is unknown. I recommend everyone check a map and see if your state is next to Wisconsin.