Steve linked to this in a comment over at Mr. Pterodactyl's, but I thought it was worth reprinting here. It's by a blogger called "The Sundries Shack," of whom I have, heretofore, never heard.

Hold Your Breath and Turn Blue Day!

In light of this and this I’d like to propose another way that those fine Americans who don’t like the President can protest that…well…that more than half of America actually does.

I’d like to propose a little something I call “Hold Your Breath and Turn Blue for Blue States".

Here’s how it works. On the day of the inauguration, find the nearest person to you who voted for the President. Once you get their attention, start holding your breath until you turn blue and pass out.

See, that’ll reinforce your “blue” image while showing them that you possess the sort of political maturity it takes to stage a protest that gets results!

And when the paramedics get there to check on you, you can tell them just how horrible things are for them since Bush isn’t giving them any Homeland Security money. They’ll appreciate that.

Here's the permalink: The Sundries Shack

Steve, maybe you ought to give us a rundown of how you find these things. Do you just randomly pick people's blogs to look at?