Ha!

Men think 4% faster than women, according to Canadian research

MEN can think 4% faster than women, if controversial Canadian research is true.

A zoologist and two psychologists, all of whom are male, claim to have successfully measured the speeds at which brains transmit nerve impulses.

And it's because we're fatheads!

The nerves in men's brains, the authors suggest, may have greater conductivity because they have thicker coatings of myelin, a fatty substance.