Birds May Be Behind Exploding German Toads
BERLIN - Why are toads puffing up and spontaneously exploding in northern Europe? It began in a posh German neighborhood and has spread across the border into Denmark. It's left onlookers baffled, but one German scientist studying the splattered amphibian remains now has a theory: Hungry crows may be pecking out their livers.
Investing tip: this is going to cause frog liver futures to skyrocket.
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When frog liver futures go up, frog futures go down.
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