This is really crappy!

(B.S. News Syndicate)– Violence erupted today during an anti-war protest at Betroit Memorial Hospital in Gran Fla-Tu-Lents, France today. There were no serious injuries although several were arrested.

The protest began peacefully in the packed Constipation Ward. Protesters carried signs and chanted, "Hell, no, we won’t go!" As they waddled toward the Nurses’ Station they were confronted by surly patients trotting over from the Diarrhea Unit shouting, "You pukes are full of it!"

One counter protester interviewed after the melee stated, "These anal retentives are living a leisurely life on their ivory towers with stool softeners, suppositories, enemas, and Sitz baths that has not allowed them to experience the daily terror of bloody, pussy, projectile diarrhea. We experience this terror on a daily basis and will not sit quietly as they attempt to pass this pile of sh*t off!"

B.M. Hospital administration forestalled comment.

Could E. coli be considered a WMD?