Letter From Faithful Readers
We read your posts faithfully and consider them our sole lifeline to sanity in this world. Every morning we jump out of our beds early with great anticipation, just like Christmas morning, to see if you have again stuffed our computer stocking with your great wit and wisdom. We have never been disappointed. You are our hero.
We know that we can seek from you answers to any questions or problems that we have, since you are a great cyberfriend. At present, we are in a quandary. We are true Sci-Fi nerds and seek your great understanding concerning our 'technical' problem.
How do we set our laser printers to 'stun'?
We know you can help.
Nathaniel and Christopher
Dear Nat and Chris,
I am not sure about the answer, but I can direct you to some other nerds so dedicated to the craft that they really should be labeled 'geeks' or even 'spazzes'. So please try to contact either Lance Burri or Todd Pterodactyl for accurate answers to your query.