Saturday, December 03, 2005

Today's Gleanings from Wicked Thoughts

People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."

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