Today's Gleanings from Wicked Thoughts

People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."