Lawyer Steals Cheney's Buckshot
Wicked Thoughts gives some potential newspaper headlines covering Dick Cheney's accidental shooting incident:
Kingsville (TX) Dispatch:
"Sheriff Fines Cheney $100 For Only Wounding Lawyer"
National Review Online:
"Red States Poll Shows Cheney Shooting Was Justifiable"
Dallas Morning News:
"Shot Came From Grassy Knoll"
"Cheney Says Victim's Quail Call Was Best He Ever Heard"
"Cheney Prevents Hunting Party From Field Dressing Shooting
"Cheney Drove Shooting Victim to Hospital Tied to The Hood of His Car"
San Antonio Express/News:
"Sneaky Lawyer Tactics Don't Work On Cheney"
"Personal Injury Lawyers Hold Candlelight Vigil Outside Cheney Victim Hospital"
Wyoming Tribune Eagle:
"Cheney Friends Decline Fall Duck Hunting Invitation"
"Cheney Shooting Victim Gets Emergency Room Priority Over Illegal Aliens"
"Cheney Shooting Victim Converts To Vegetarian In Hospital"
NRA American Rifleman:
"Witnesses Claim Cheney Only Feathered Lawyer"