Thursday, March 09, 2006

Lawyer Steals Cheney's Buckshot

Wicked Thoughts gives some potential newspaper headlines covering Dick Cheney's accidental shooting incident:

Kingsville (TX) Dispatch:
"Sheriff Fines Cheney $100 For Only Wounding Lawyer"

National Review Online:
"Red States Poll Shows Cheney Shooting Was Justifiable"

Dallas Morning News:
"Shot Came From Grassy Knoll"

Austin Statesman:
"Cheney Says Victim's Quail Call Was Best He Ever Heard"

Washington Post:
"Cheney Prevents Hunting Party From Field Dressing Shooting

The Nation:
"Cheney Drove Shooting Victim to Hospital Tied to The Hood of His Car"

San Antonio Express/News:
"Sneaky Lawyer Tactics Don't Work On Cheney"

Houston Chronicle:
"Personal Injury Lawyers Hold Candlelight Vigil Outside Cheney Victim Hospital"

Wyoming Tribune Eagle:
"Cheney Friends Decline Fall Duck Hunting Invitation"

La Raza:
"Cheney Shooting Victim Gets Emergency Room Priority Over Illegal Aliens"

Vegan News:
"Cheney Shooting Victim Converts To Vegetarian In Hospital"

NRA American Rifleman:
"Witnesses Claim Cheney Only Feathered Lawyer"

FrontPage Magazine:

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