It's a Proven Fact
Recently science from a Berkley study over 40 years proved than whiny kids grew up to be conservatives. --Dr. Spock, er... Stock.
Microbiologists Brack and Zhang proved Liberals in general were 43% more likely to report general anxiety disorder than Conservatives, 115% more likely to report panic disorders, 119% more likely to report agoraphobic symptoms, 118% more likely to report OCD symptoms. and 54% more likely to report social anxiety disorder. (My addition of socio-political artifactual seasoning also concluded that Liberals are 173% more likely to be mendaxophiles and factophobes.)
In digesting all of this proof, I am not sure that the earth isn't flat.