Thursday, May 11, 2006

Semi-illegal, Partially Undocumented Immigration

Jay Leno:

"The heaviest man in the world lives in Mexico, he weighs over 1200 pounds! In fact he tried to cross the border once and was caught by officials in California, Arizona and New Mexico."

It is unfortunate that Leno didn't follow up on the story.

In California, the man marched in pro-immigration protests in San Diego, Los Angeles, and San Francisco simultaneously.

Maricopa County, Arizona, Sheriff Joe Arpaio arrested him and sentenced him to serve his jail time in a circus tent.

The New Mexico ACLU filed suit to deport him back to Mexico since he crossed the border wearing a 'WWJD?' wristband.

1 comment:

Good Lieutenant said...

So INS caught a "Big Fish," huh?

/ rimshot