Doing Lance's Job

Since Lance has apparently fallen into the Grandpa John/Todd funk, I may have to do his blogging for him. It has become so bad that I have to keep up with his Lileks, too.

From under the desk of Abu Hamza al-Muhajer, Al Qaeda’s #1 man in Iraq as of 14:41 this afternoon:

..."The Democrats wish to quit the war and return to their important issues, such as permitting men to marry, have a child with the cloning of cells, and then abort it. Such a people cannot fight; they can only beseech the United Nations to send Danes to frown from great distances."...

There's your dose of Lileks until Lance returns from Funkytown.