Purell Expands Its Market

Scott Ott announces the introduction of the newest personal hygiene application from Purell; Mouth Sanitizer.

"According to a news release from the company, “Just a quick squirt, swish and spit before stepping up to the microphone and Purell Mouth Sanitizer eliminates not only the words that make others sick, but it even protects a politician from speech that can harm one’s own career, thanks to a special ingredient we call Gaffe-B-Gone.”"

I suspect that Purell has also surreptitiously produced a blog sanitizer under contract with Blogger. Judging by the high quality of posts here on Grandpa John's lately, it also must have been applied here in maximum dosage. The quality, the integrity, and the civility have been extremely high.