D'oh!

Dr. Mike Adams, a professor of criminology at the University of North Carolina-Wilmington, was out in California to give a speech at Pepperdine University. Early the following morning:

"As I stood in front of the campus hotel at five in the morning looking out over the ocean and waiting for the sun to rise, I was hit by a sudden realization: The sun doesn’t rise in the West so there really wasn’t any need to get up at five in the morning."