"Only a total LOSER would spend all this time trying to read what's written on somebody else's shirt."Here's the kicker: not only did I read it, I had to make several attempts to read it, because I saw the guy several times while milling around the amusement park. Since I wasn't going to stare, it took me several tries.
Does that make me a double loser?
Bonus bumper sticker sighting:
"Jesus is coming - look busy!"