For the Children

"The other day your lemonade stand reported the highest profits in the history of the world. I want to take those selfish capitalistic profits and I want to put them into a strategic libation lock box that will begin to fund alternative, smart whistle-wetting, alternatives and technology that will begin to actually move us toward the direction of independent thirst quenching. I have to tell you, I am not running for president to put Fizzies in our potables."