Reparations

The Supreme Court ruled today that the 1/8th part of Tiger Woods that is Caucasian must pay reparations to both his 1/8th American Indian part and the 1/4th African-American part. His 1/4th Chinese part is only allowed one child and his 1/4th Thai part is forbidden to eat cats.

Tiger refers to himself as a Cablinasian, a portmanteau of Caucasian, Black, American-Indian, and Asian.