Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Sometimes You Feel Like a Legume,
Sometimes You Don't

Nancy Pelosi and the Democrat-led Congress support the troops. Former President Jimmy Carter supports the troops.

The war supplemental bill that recently passed the House appropriated a $75 million pork project for peanut storage in Georgia.

Modern Democrats Top George Washington Carver

Congress believes that Global Warming has caused many Islamic Freedom Fighters to evolve peanut allergies. For those that do not, peanut protein in the bloodstream will cause anaphylactic shock and the incumbent urticaria. They also know that the salt will really hurt the wounds. That will surely bring them to dialogue for peace.

UPDATE: Cindy Sheehan and Code Pink are camping outside of peanut storage facilities demanding unilateral dispeanutment.

(Photo from Calvey in Iraq.)

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