Yo' Mama...

Rush Limbaugh played a parody of Al Sharpton Friday. The scene was set outside of Barack Obama's campaign headquarters. Sharpton, with a bullhorn, is demanding that Obama answer some questions about his past level of 'being down' with the Black community. With no reply forthcoming, Sharpton begins his taunts:

"Yo' mama is so fat, that on a scale of 1 to 10, she is a 747."

"Yo' mama is so fat, that she has to put Pesos in one pocket and Euros in the other."

"Yo' mama is so fat, that when the doctor diagnosed her with flesh-eating disease, he said she only had 87 years to live."

It's going to be a long, dirty primary decade.