Listening to the radio today, I heard a commercial by a Madison area jeweler. In response to a claim by another local jeweler, he exclaimed, "Get me some oxygen, I'm hyperventilating!"
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Call me picky, but he might have well just said, "Get me a Snickers bar, I'm slipping into a diabetic coma!" Or, "Get me another shot and a beer, I'm too drunk to drive just now!"