Get a Second Opinion

Listening to the radio today, I heard a commercial by a Madison area jeweler. In response to a claim by another local jeweler, he exclaimed, "Get me some oxygen, I'm hyperventilating!"

Call me picky, but he might have well just said, "Get me a Snickers bar, I'm slipping into a diabetic coma!" Or, "Get me another shot and a beer, I'm too drunk to drive just now!"