Liberal Woman

Cousin Red 'splains some things about his new lady friend:

Now, since this lady has got some kids … none of them mine. I don't think.

anywasy, she has some kids. There's Joey Jr, Donnie Jr, and John Jr, and Bertram Jr, and Little Julio, and Jack Jr, and Demarqus Jr, and Lee Ping Jr, and Running Bear Jr, and Joey III.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. (Nonjudgmental PC disclaimer)

I'm just glad to see that there's no Lance, Jr., Todd, Jr., or Little Stevie. But I am somewhat concerned that there is a John, Jr., AND a Jack, Jr.

(H.T. Don Surber.)