Tim Schieferecke, a Western Kansas scarecrow, has the audacity to question the wicked witch of the East who has complained that Bush's policies are inhibiting recovery from the latest tornado disaster:
Not in Kansas Anymore, Kathy?
...I do know what rural folks from anywhere in Kansas are like. Apparently my current leftist Governor Kathleen Sebelius doesn't though, nor does she comprehend the availability of heavy equipment assets. [...]
Western Kansas is wheat country, and where there's wheat there's wheat trucks. [...]
You can't spit without hitting a tractor, spit a little harder and you'll hit one that has a handy scoop.[...]
They will not wait for the government to do this or that, because in the country people still know what it means to be a good neighbor. [...]
Neighbors in the country take care of each other. [...]
Also, I'd like the Governor to explain just how many National Guard troops it takes to seal off a little town of 1500 from looters?[...]
How could ANYTHING have been done differently. Oh yeah, I forgot, Bush created global warming by colluding with big oil, that created the perfect F-5 tornado, and if only he had signed Kyoto this tragedy never would have happened.
Dang sod-bustin' scarecrow! He proves that wheat straw conducts neural impulses much more effectively than politically motivated neurons.