Very Good Sports Weekend

Badgers win, Packers win, Brewers win and retake the division lead. Area resident Steve Stricker gives Tiger a run for his money and is presently placed in 2nd in the FedEx Cup. Cubs lose, Bears lose...

Crap... Not quite a perfect sports weekend, though; Vikings win, Lions win, but they played the Falcons and Raiders. Big whoop!



Other news from the homefront:

Matt's Sex Change Operations Going Well
I Think He Was Huffing Some of that Gasoline


I Will Bury Matt Next to Hoffa Under Our New Extended Pond
I Will Thwart CSI-Janesville Once Again


Matt's Surgeon and Therapist Are Missing
Who Knows Where They Could Have Gone?