Facts Only Get in the Way

While I was paying bills the other day with the radio on in the background, I heard an advertisement that asked, "Homos, do you want to reduce your high mortgage payments?"

I just flipped out and began another rant. "What? Is that company a subsidiary of Halliburton or something? Was it written by Karl Rove, directed by Dick Cheney, and underwritten by George Bush? And wouldn't Heteros want to lower their high payments, too?"

Linda walked up and slapped me upside the head. "They said 'homeowners', not 'homos' you idiot!"

"Homeowners? Oh,... Never mind!"