“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
More Victims of Global Warming
Man-made Climate Change interfered with the car's navigation system. It careened off the road in rural Adams County, rolled, landed on its top, started on fire, and exploded. CSI-Gore is investigating.
Matt, the driver, couldn't manually overcome the influences of 'The Climate Change Effect.'
Joe, the only passenger, kicked out a rear window to escape as the car's roof had collapsed.
The moral of the story: Seatbelts save lives- Again.
"You weenies. I've had bigger injuries on my eyeball and didn't even blink."