Wednesday, December 05, 2007

More Victims of Global Warming

Man-made Climate Change interfered with the car's navigation system. It careened off the road in rural Adams County, rolled, landed on its top, started on fire, and exploded. CSI-Gore is investigating.

Matt, the driver, couldn't manually overcome the influences of 'The Climate Change Effect.'

Joe, the only passenger, kicked out a rear window to escape as the car's roof had collapsed.

The moral of the story: Seatbelts save lives- Again.

"You weenies. I've had bigger injuries on my eyeball and didn't even blink."

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