Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Get Smart, 2008

"Chief, K.A.O.S. has infiltrated talk radio and they are encouraging cross-over voting to undermine our democratic primary processes!"

"Are you sure, Agent '99'? Could your hopeful vision be loose change? I'll call Agent '86' and get her opinion."

"No, Chief, I don't see any problem! But, we could call Agent '9' to pick his brain. He's a real go-getter."

"Chief, Agent '9' cannot be reached. He must be meditating under the Cone of Silence."

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