The 2008 Democrat Convention in Denver
AKA The Tower of Cirth Ungol
I flipped the television channel to TNT and it appeared to be a preview of the 2008 Democrat National Convention in Denver. The truth had been paralyzed, taken, and held captive atop a tower in Denver. Two groups of captors began to fight over control, pretty much killing off the whole gaggle before the a final showdown Presidential election battle.AKA The Tower of Cirth Ungol
I finally realized that I was in fact watching The Return of the King, the third installment of The Lord of the Rings trilogy:
During the Quest of the Ring Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee were led to this pass by Gollum to Torech Ungol, the lair of the giant spider-like creature Shelob who dwelt there. [Shelob's sting paralyzed, but did not kill Frodo.]It is understandable to mistake the splintered Democrat Party for two separate parties of orcs of Mordor. Tolkien was sure ahead of his time.
Shagrat [a Mordor orc, nicknamed Hillary] brought Frodo Baggins through the Undergate to the Tower of Cirith Ungol and imprisoned him in the topmost chamber of the turret. Frodo was stripped and questioned mercilessly. Gor[e]bag — an orc from Minas Morgul [nicknamed Barack]— coveted Frodo's mithril shirt and he fought Shagrat for it. The orcs of their two companies fought and killed one another until nearly all of them were dead.1
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