Sunday, May 18, 2008

Forget the Condom

Get a Hazmat suit.

Doug Giles:
Look, if I were a teenager today I would not be sexually active. The reason being? Well, I’d like to say it would be solely motivated because I was “on fire” for God, but I’d be lying. It would be because I wouldn’t want to be “on fire” with a festering, cauliflowered, pus-laden, reoccurring sore showing up on my wedding tackle for the rest of my life. But that’s just me.

3 comments:

tee bee said...

Steve, they think of these things like they think of a flu or a cold. I had one student write a research paper on HPV, "because I have it." She was 23.

Also, Valtrex (genital herpes outbreak suppressant) is more prescribed than ibuprofin.

Steve Burri said...

The stats and realities are astounding.

HeatherRadish said...

When I was in college, the sex-ed in freshman orientation was a slide show of festering "wedding tackle." Now the sex-ed in freshman orientation is about how to make group sex "more enjoyable."

I don't FEEL that old, but apparently I am.