...Mitchell officially became the shortest member of the tallest third of the Baraboo Burri family. Or, if you prefer, the middle member of the tallest half. Or the tallest member of the shortest five-sixths.
My days may be numbered. Gonna need you all to lean heavily on the top of his head whenever you see him.
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But, Mitch's head is so pointy that he always stabs me when I do.
Suck it up, you wuss.
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