Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Dawning of the Change of Obamius

J.R. Dunn suggests a remake of "The Life of Brian", to be titled "The Life of Barry." We here at Grandpa John's also have been creatively working on a remake of "Hair" to be titled "Bar." (Pronounced as bear)

THE CHANGE OF OBAMIUS

When the moonbats are in the Hundred-eleventh Congress House
and Pelosi and Reid align with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the change of Obamius
The change of Obamius
Obamius! Obamius!

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and hope abounding
No more Bush lies or derisions
Multicultural dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And Diversity's true liberation
Obamius! Obamius!

Tingles up our legs through the night
We dance on Bush's grave unto the dawn of day
To be the bearers of His water
His light will lead the way

We are the spirit of the change of Obamius
The change of Obamius
Obamius! Obamius!

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
Angelic illumination
Rising fiery constellation
Travelling our starry courses
Guided by the cosmic forces
Oh, care for us; Obamius
(With apologies to James Rado, Gerome Ragni and Galt MacDermot, and The Fifth Dimension.)

Ho-Hum... another Grandpa John's mega-hit.

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