-Sure Michael Phelps has won 7 gold medals, but he's only set 6 World records... Punk!
Grandpa John's Olympic Minute
-If the U.S. Men's Basketball team somehow doesn't win the Gold, will King James gain the moniker 'LeBronze'?
-It is reputed that one of the Chinese female gymnasts came out of her mother's womb eight years ago with a double sommersault/2-1/2 twist dismount and stuck the landing on the placenta.
-Kobe Bryant shows more respect for the country in two seconds than the whole Democrat Party has in the past 40 years.