Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Obama Campaign Update

It is rumored that the Obama campaign will soon update some sloganeering. Instead of 'Change' and 'Hope' Barack will soon be using 'That's Hot' and 'Oops, I Did it Again'. The Senator will also be traveling with and holding a Chihuahua while speaking to reporters and paparazzi.

Scuttlebutt also has it that he will choose either Paris Hilton or Britney Spears for VP running mate.

That's Hot!

1 comment:

tee bee said...

Choosing one veep is so five minutes ago.

I expect nothing less than a co-Brit/Paris veepship, with their own cabinet made up of LiLo in charge of the drug war, the Olsen twins as New Media Secretaries, fiddy cent will take on HUD, and several yet-to-be-named members and titles.