GOP Tickets Following McCain/Palin Victory

If the McCain/Palin ticket wins the White House this November, this country will long feel the results of the Sarah Palin Effect. When John McCain's term or terms are over, this will be the succession of the American Presidency/Vice Presidency:

-Palin/Michael Steele

-Steele/Piyush "Bobby" Jindal

-Jindal/Paul Ryan

-Ryan/Lance Burri

-Burri/Owen Robinson

(Just kidding about that last one. Wendy, maybe, but not Owen.)