Implementation of Energy Policy

In place of drilling, Senator Obama's July statement on energy policy calls for inflating your tires and tuning up your vehicles.

Please look at the following picture and note how under-inflated the rear tire is as well as the fact that the seat is 'tuned up' a couple of inches too low for efficient quadricep flexion. The carbon bike-print has been increased exponentially... Icecaps are melting and polar bears are dying. Hear their screams of agony. "Oh, the Ursanity!"



"Put me out of my misery. Please shoot me, Saracuda!"