Thursday, September 04, 2008

Inside Info

I hacked into his laptop and absconded with a portion of a possible future Biden speech:
And in August, my party and I welcomed our littlest one into the world, a perfectly beautiful baby boy named Barack. From the inside, no family ever seems typical.

That's how it is with us.

Our ticket has the same ups and downs as any other ... the same challenges and the same joys.

Sometimes even the greatest joys bring challenge.

And Presidential candidates with special needs inspire a special love.

To the political parties of special-needs candidates all across this country, I have a message: For years, you sought to make America a more welcoming place for your Progressives and Socialists.

I pledge to you that if we are elected, you will have a friend and advocate in the White House.
Of course, this is not written by Biden... he has a speech writer.

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