My newest capitalistic enterprise is flourishing in the Twin Cities this week. Although I misunderestimated the number of moonbat protesters, I have my illegal aliens and sweatshop kids working voluntary overtime to keep up with the demand.
Selling Like Hotcakes in St. Paul
I am also thankful that there is scientific consensus and that the long debate is finally over. A.S.D.S. (Arrest Sudden Death Syndrome) has been proven to be a pandemic threat to human life everywhere.