Randomalities

--I am not able to listen to Milwaukee's James T. Harris' radio show, but I regularly peruse his blog. James T. is one of the men at the Waukesha rally who chided John McCain to take the gloves off in his campaign. Mr. Harris is an American of African descent.

Many of the hundreds of comments on his recent posts have dealt with his actions in Waukesha. He has been abused in ways that have as of yet to be properly named.

One commenter took a great deal of space to enlighten Mr. Harris about the differences between a House Negro and a Field Negro on the plantation. Of course, James T. fit into the House Negro category, and just a 'token' at that.

It struck me that that moniker would more fittingly belong to Senator Obama.

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said. "I mean, that's a storybook, man."

Of course, Senator Biden is now Obama's VP running mate.

All appearances seem to show that Senator Obama could accurately be described as a servant on the plantation of George Soros and his liberal clan.

--Didn't Jesse Jackson recently proclaim into a hot microphone that 'he would cut Obama's acorns off?' You go, Jesse!

--I've heard that ACORN has registered the survivors of botched abortions to vote for Obama in Illinois and that American soldiers killed in combat in Iraq were registered to vote for Obama so that their deaths would not be in vain.

--Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are G.S.E.'s; Government Sponsored Enterprises. Therefore, they also have Government Sponsored Executives, Government Sponsored Employees, and have produced Government Sponsored Ends. These have all been duly rebuked for their greed and failings. Very little has been said or done about the government sponsors' incompetence, except to give them more sponsorship. 'Back in the U.S., Back in the U.S., back in the U.S.S.R.'

--Our household is evenly split over this presidential election. Matt and I will vote for McCain/Palin. Linda and Kim, both blonds, are voting for Obama/Biden. Our front yard has two McPalin signs and one OBiden sign. (And one Paul Ryan sign.)

When Kim went to the local Democrat campaign headquarters to get her Obama sign, they told her that they had been giving out so many that they didn't have one to give her, but if she would leave her address they would bring one over when they could. When they found out that we live on Milton Avenue, a busy Janesville thoroughfare, they quickly ran in the back and brought out a sign.

So Kim has had only one contact with the Obama campaign and they lied to her. When they discovered that her location would be very useful to them, they were able to conjure a sign up ex nihilo. She was not persuaded by my spin on this solitary encounter. Did I mention that she is blond?

She placed the sign over the natural gas line leading to our house. As I walked by, I noticed the smell of rotten eggs. I called Alliant Energy and they came out to check for leaks. They told me that the gas line was intact and that the smell was actually emanating from the Obama campaign itself. Kim was not persuaded by my spin. Did I mention that she is blond?